Spaz De Kat's definitions

fail phone

when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.

idiot: WOO! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn't care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, Washougal?
GWDC: dude, that's a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: ... shut up.

by Spaz De Kat July 15, 2009

pwner

a nerdish powergasm, typically after discovering some new all-powerful combination or build.

GM- dude, a red great wyrm with all the metabreath feats and knows invisibility and greater invisibility along with all the summon monster spells!
player- WTF!?! WE WOULD ALL FUCKING DIE!
GM- I know. I'm getting a pwner already.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010

Sink

embedding a thrown or melee weapon into a target

excellent! got a sink with my knife!!! pwned!

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

dual rend

a two weapon maneuver

after scoring a sink with both weapons, tearing both weapons out from the side of the resulting wounds

ripping while dual rending is fun!

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

lap slut

a pet (usually a cat) that crawls into the first available lap and starts being cute

Lucky is a lap slut

by Spaz De Kat November 30, 2009

stupid rock

someone who fails so epically at life that they are turned to stone in a fit of mercy.

stupid rock: i spider climb up the wall!
plan man: my fighter was standing right there, so attack of opportunity... (rolls) yeah, I killed you.

by Spaz De Kat December 4, 2009