Captain Perversion

Captain Perversion can be defined into two definitions:

1) A very annoying person who invades everyone's space, usually is a little pissant with no friends. Or-
2)A person obsessed with the sexual anatomy. Usually get their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Stan: Hey Stacy! while I was spying on you from your bathroom window last night after you took a shower, I took a whole bunch of pics of your naked boobs and mailed them to your house! I kept a couple for myself, of course, but anyway, will you talk to me now?

Stacy: Get the FUCK away from me! (runs off)

Paul: Good goin', Captain Perversion, you just creeped her out AND invaded her space at the same time. Way to go.

Stan: Fuck off, Paul.

by Spatchmo June 16, 2009

Skyview Highschool

The best thing that's ever happened to me.

Skyview Highschool, located in Soldotna, Alaska. Home of the panthers, with purple, black, and silver colors. It's like my second home.

by Spatchmo October 27, 2009

Steve Tyler Mouth

To have an insanely huge mouth, such as Steve Tyler, the lead singer of Aerosmith. Could also be called Steve Tyler Mouth Syndrome, for the unfortunate people who have to be as fugly as Steve Tyler.

Guy 1: Dude, when I was a kid, I went to an Aerosmith concert, and when Steve Tyler opened his mouth, you could see his effin' stomach, I swear to God.
Guy 2: Don't be insultin' Steve, man, you're just trying to take away from everyone's attention that you have Steve Tyler Mouth yourself, dickweed.

by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

Inbetweener

A hermaphrodite.

Nobody could tell that Jordan was an inbetweener, despite the fact that she had a luxurious happy trail on her six pack, and that she's had pubes since she was in Kindergarten.

by Spatchmo December 23, 2009

bath-hole

Someone who uses the bathroom for too long, or someone who uses the bathroom and doesn't clean up after themselves.

Kelly: Man, Fred was such a bath-hole tonight! I was waiting outside the bathroom for sooo long, I thought I might've shat all over the hallway! And when he did finally come out, he didn't even light a match!
Todd: Oh, man it's on! I'm gonna feck that mofo up, yo.

by Spatchmo December 28, 2008

crappenin'

To ask what kind of shit is going on here, like 'Hey, what's happening?' Except for 'happening' evolved from the lingo of drunk male friends trying to impress each other with smart comebacks, to crappenin'.

Jered: Oh, here comes Paul! (Groans)
Mike: He's such a wannabe boner!
Paul: Hey guys! What's crappenin'?
Jered: Get bent, Paul!
Paul: Squeeeeeeeee! (With tears pouring down face, runs out of the yard and cries like a woman in the men's restroom.)

by Spatchmo December 31, 2008

Twilight Buzzkill

Literally how it's read. Twilight Buzzkill. A harsh slap in the face to bring a person back to reality, to get out of Twi-Land. Usually a person has to tell the Twihard to get a life you Twifuckup, and that usually does the trick. Sometimes the Twibuzzkiller is just a big A-Hole, though. I'm not taking sides, here.

Twihard: I wish I was a vampire! Golly!
Twibuzzkiller: Are you kidding? There are so many things wrong with the book! I mean, first off, If the Cullens are so keen to the scent of human blood, how can they go to school around girls on their periods? You are stupendously-
Twihard: Just shut up, OK!!! You're such a Twilight Buzzkill!
(stalks off and pretends to be a vampire.)

by Spatchmo June 30, 2009