Sparkina1967's definitions

Zorro

Same as a dashing caballero, a loving, caring male partner

My sister's boyfriend is such a Zorro. He even gave her his jacket to wear when she was cold

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

Mutants at table 9

People who are unpartnered but want to be partnered. it comes from Adam Sandler's famous tirade in the movie "The Wedding Singer"

Now that my boyfriend broke up with me, i have once more joined the ranks of the Mutants at table 9, and it really sucks major sword

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

Zorro

For a male to appear out of nowhere and charm the socks off a lady

When Maralin met Carlos at the dance, she was majorly Zorroed

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005

barefoot emperor

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!

by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy

My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.

by Sparkina1967 May 29, 2016