humink

same as peoplecake, so called from HUman and MINK, because such a relationship is to one's life what a mink coat is to clothes, something very nice, yet something that one could do without very well.

"I'm not marrying Betsy. She's just my humink."

"My relationship with Brad is strictly humink."

by Sparkina1967 August 16, 2004

jennifer moonglow

A woman or girl who is by nature romantic or given to fantasy

My sister said she'd rather have an engagement ring than a flat belly any day. She's such a Jennifer Moonglow.

by Sparkina1967 May 30, 2016

ends of the earth

Places far away, all over the place

I had to go to the ends of the eart to get that software!!

by Sparkina1967 June 16, 2004

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 12, 2005

Zorro

For a male to appear out of nowhere and charm the socks off a lady

When Maralin met Carlos at the dance, she was majorly Zorroed

by Sparkina1967 July 20, 2004

Zorro

Same as a dashing caballero, a loving, caring male partner

My sister's boyfriend is such a Zorro. He even gave her his jacket to wear when she was cold

by Sparkina1967 July 20, 2004

board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004