This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
Get the Tighter than a crab's assmug. Without question the worst radio station in the history of broadcasting. Known for playing shit-pop 24/7 such as Pink, Camilla Cabello, Bruno Mars, Shawn Mendes, and other equally shitty singers, with some one hit wonders from the 80's like Cyndi Lauper and others who suck so hard they don't even deserve to be mentioned. If you're forced to listen to this station at work, you have my honest and heartfelt sympathy. If you listen to this station on your own time, there's something seriously wrong with you and the world at large needs less of your kind.
"Oh my God, not "Senorita" again!!! The Blend played this four times already yesterday!!!! Noooooo!!!!! Don't do this to us Sirius XM!!!!!!!"
by Space Wrangler June 30, 2021
Get the The Blendmug. Stupid subculture centered around glorification of sadness/hopelessness with a strong emphasis on tight sweaters/hoodies, thick horn-frame black eyeglasses, mascara/eyeliner on men, among other wack and unfashionable choices. These people are not to be trusted since they're going to self-destruct when the sun goes down and they would rather slash their wrists over the lack of light than flick the fucking switch and be able to see (or in some extreme cases change the light bulb). If they're ever going to show courage and be optimistic, it's always too sentimental and will eventually invariably revert to boo-hoo woe is me woe is the world crying and dying.
Their name stems from "emotional", literally. Nothing wrong with emotions, but these people take it to the Nth degree and are generally unstable.
Their name stems from "emotional", literally. Nothing wrong with emotions, but these people take it to the Nth degree and are generally unstable.
"Dear Diary,
We are emo, we are beautiful. Life is beautiful...but it makes me cry. Sometimes I get bored and apathetic, maybe I'll cut my wrists again to lament on my artistic struggle and search for an understanding of my endless emotions in this dark void we call life. I guess I'll go check and see if my younger sister's pants will fit me. Hopefully she won't notice, but who cares if she does? Who cares about anything? Nothing matters. I'm going to go cry some more."
We are emo, we are beautiful. Life is beautiful...but it makes me cry. Sometimes I get bored and apathetic, maybe I'll cut my wrists again to lament on my artistic struggle and search for an understanding of my endless emotions in this dark void we call life. I guess I'll go check and see if my younger sister's pants will fit me. Hopefully she won't notice, but who cares if she does? Who cares about anything? Nothing matters. I'm going to go cry some more."
by Space Wrangler August 28, 2021
Get the Emomug. Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021
Get the Benchmug. The ultimate expression of condescension, usually it's employed when someone is too cowardly to turn something down directly. It essentially means "No." or "I must decline.", but it sounds wishy-washy and weak. It's used so much because it's way easier than saying "No." and it also for some unknown reason sounds more polite and less blunt.
Guy: Hey do you wanna go out to the restaurant with me?
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.
Woman: (Staring into her phone) Ummmm no thanks I'm good.
by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021
Get the I'm Goodmug. The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
by Space Wrangler August 06, 2021
Get the The Schedulemug. Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...
Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...
Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011
Get the Convenience Givermug.