Space Wrangler's definitions

Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007

The Bridge

Station on the Sirius XM radio network that makes you want to jump off a bridge, as aptly titled. They play only the worst music from the 60's and 70's from artists who might have been popular at a time, but have degenerated to "has-been" status for the most part.

"After a long day of work and listening to this cheese on The Bridge, I think I'm going to jump off of the bridge tonight. At least I won't have to work tomorrow and hear it again."

by Space Wrangler August 3, 2021

The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Boujee Food

Food that is noticeably nice and upscale. Essentially things like steak, lobster, crab, shrimp, cooked or grown with care, pride and attention to detail, and generally speaking way out of average people's realistic budgets on a regular basis, if at all ever. Antonym of foods such as spaghetti-o's, hot dogs, nachos, cup of noodles.

Jeff: How much is your filet mignon with lobster and crabmeat on top?
Server: $100
Jeff: And the merlot?
Server: $50 per glass.
Jeff: I'll take both. Boujee food.
Server: Indeed.

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Convenience Giver

Somebody who donates to charity only when it is convenient.

Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...

Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.

by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011

Brave The Elements

To brave the elements means to endure tough and unfavorable conditions. Not necessarily the weather, but usually is.

Ross: It's 28 °F and the sleet is violent. Did you exercise yet?
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.

by Space Wrangler December 17, 2010