Space Wrangler's definitions

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).

Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.

by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019

Pinterest

Trendy and stupid website that owns images you wanted to find in a bigger and higher quality size which would have been better on Google images. Complete waste of time, leads to nowhere.

I wanted a full size hd image and all I found was tacky nonsense on Pinterest.

by Space Wrangler September 15, 2021

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

The Bridge

Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.

"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Earth

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.

by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

Superstition

Allowing imaginary factors to control your actions and/or beliefs. One of the main problems with superstition is that it cannot be scientifically measured, as it is essentially the opposite (and enemy) of science/logic/reasoning. Never let it in and you'll be fine.

Oh no! I believe in superstition and a black cat crossed my path! I guess I cannot go through that way! What should I do!!!!

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021