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Definitions by Space Wrangler

Scrolling 

When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.
God damnit Janet get off your phone and stop scrolling you've been on it for over an hour today.
Scrolling by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022
Oppressive weather condition that humans cannot yet eliminate which invariably ruins a nice sunny day.
God fucking damnit it there's 25 mph wind gusts again today.
Wind by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022
An evil vice that enslaves the vast majority of all humanity while simultaneously preventing the masses from achieving their goals/living their dreams/being where they want to be. Don't let people fool you into thinking that if you somehow had a little more of it, you'd be okay. What makes money so evil is that we are forced to use it, often against our will.
There's a homeless person sleeping on the street. The homeless person is homeless and starving because of money. Money is the root of all evil.
Money by Space Wrangler February 27, 2022

Pinterest 

Trendy and stupid website that owns images you wanted to find in a bigger and higher quality size which would have been better on Google images. Complete waste of time, leads to nowhere.
I wanted a full size hd image and all I found was tacky nonsense on Pinterest.
Pinterest by Space Wrangler September 15, 2021
Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.
Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.

Person 1 snatches the joint.
Manners by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021
A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.
Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing).
Abductee: What a shithole.
Earth by Space Wrangler September 3, 2021

Chintzer 

Someone who is only cares about money and prioritizes it over the work that they do. Stems from "Chintzy", which means cheap or stingy. Similar to a shyster, a chintzer will be quick to collect the full payment but your roof will be falling apart in no time.
I shouldn't have trusted that chintzer with my gutters, he charged me up the ass and they're still clogged.
Chintzer by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021