Space Wrangler's definitions

Positivity

Buzzword for people who are afraid to criticize others or things they don’t agree with/challenge the status quo. Not to be confused with optimism.

Please be polite and remember always be super positive! If you have something that’s not nice to say, just keep it to yourself! Positivity everyone!!! (Said with a lisp)

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021

Police

Governmentally sanctioned thugs and crooks who abuse the rule of law to their extreme advantage by

*Hassling the poor
*Pulling over people who drive over the speed limit and/or weave
*Getting free hot food and coffee on the taxpayer's dime
*Persecuting minorities
*Killing people they hate (see George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, Freddie Gray)
*Bring problems wherever they go

Keep in mind the minimum wage in most places is anywhere from $5.15 to $15 per hour, and these assholes make usually at least $26-$31 per hour. That's more than quadrupled the lowest. And why? Idiots think we need them. In theory if the second amendment was honored, everyone would be free to defend themselves. But it isn't like that, and the police exist. Know your enemy and how he oppresses you. Fuck them all.

Person 1: Here man hit this joint.
Person 2: Shit I see the police coming, we need to hide.

by Space Wrangler August 31, 2021

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

The Bridge

Station on Sirius XM that plays a bunch of no-talent losers who were B-List at best in the 70's. It's been theorized that the name is derived from wanting to jump off of a bridge after a long day of being forced to listen to this station at work.

"After a long day of being forced to listen to the bridge on Sirius XM, Joe decided to end it all and jump off of the bridge.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

Pinterest

Trendy and stupid website that owns images you wanted to find in a bigger and higher quality size which would have been better on Google images. Complete waste of time, leads to nowhere.

I wanted a full size hd image and all I found was tacky nonsense on Pinterest.

by Space Wrangler September 15, 2021

Depression

Word created by psychiatrists and “mental health” people to push experimental pharmaceutical drugs (“medications”). Often times this is just a misphrased version of the word “Sad” because obviously sadness is a real part of life. Essentially shrinks are just cashing in on confused and misled people (patients).

Psychiatrist: So whats wrong today?
Person: My dog died last week.
Psychiatrist: You’re evidently suffering from Major Depression. Here’s a Zoloft script.

by Space Wrangler November 28, 2019