Space Wrangler's definitions

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Kohl's

Major chain store specializing in selling clothing for normies designed by normies.

Hey let's go to Kohl's and get some generic loose-fitting and over-priced clothing.

by Space Wrangler August 25, 2021

Weak Salsa

Much like Weak Sauce, this is just a spicier way of acknowledging that something sucks.

"Pitchfork dissed The Mars Volta again? Weak salsa."

by Space Wrangler December 26, 2007

The Aliens

Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.

Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

Boujee Food

Food that is noticeably nice and upscale. Essentially things like steak, lobster, crab, shrimp, cooked or grown with care, pride and attention to detail, and generally speaking way out of average people's realistic budgets on a regular basis, if at all ever. Antonym of foods such as spaghetti-o's, hot dogs, nachos, cup of noodles.

Jeff: How much is your filet mignon with lobster and crabmeat on top?
Server: $100
Jeff: And the merlot?
Server: $50 per glass.
Jeff: I'll take both. Boujee food.
Server: Indeed.

by Space Wrangler August 30, 2021

The Bridge

Station on the Sirius XM radio network that makes you want to jump off a bridge, as aptly titled. They play only the worst music from the 60's and 70's from artists who might have been popular at a time, but have degenerated to "has-been" status for the most part.

"After a long day of work and listening to this cheese on The Bridge, I think I'm going to jump off of the bridge tonight. At least I won't have to work tomorrow and hear it again."

by Space Wrangler August 3, 2021

Positivity

Buzzword for people who are afraid to criticize others or things they don’t agree with/challenge the status quo. Not to be confused with optimism.

Please be polite and remember always be super positive! If you have something that’s not nice to say, just keep it to yourself! Positivity everyone!!! (Said with a lisp)

by Space Wrangler August 23, 2021