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Cashier: Here is your 17 cents back, have a great day!
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...
Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
Convenience Giver: I don't really want this change, so I guess it looks like cancer research is 17 cents richer...
Convenience Giver puts the coins in the plastic box.
by Space Wrangler April 17, 2011
Get the Convenience Giver mug.Stupid ass shit you're required by modern society to say or you're deemed impolite and disrespectful.
Person 1: Pass the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.
Person 1 snatches the joint.
Person 2: What do you say?
Person 1: I say if you don't pass that fucking joint I'll break your jaw and you'll never smoke another.
Person 2: Wow just WOW...you have NO manners.
Person 1 snatches the joint.
by Space Wrangler September 9, 2021
Get the Manners mug.To brave the elements means to endure tough and unfavorable conditions. Not necessarily the weather, but usually is.
Ross: It's 28 °F and the sleet is violent. Did you exercise yet?
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.
Bobby: Not yet, I still have to brave the elements.
by Space Wrangler December 17, 2010
Get the Brave The Elements mug.If you thought The Bridge on Sirius XM was trash, this is their latest attempt at siphoning millions from the Satellite Radio system into the ultra-rich baby boomer's pockets. Their tagline is something to the extent of "If you're rich enough, you don't need a job." Probably while they snort cocaine and drink expensive booze on their yachts. I hope they get so intoxicated they can't steer, then ram their yacht into an iceberg and sink like the fucking titanic, then maybe drown.
"You're listening to YACHT ROCK RADIO, why call it working from home if you're so rich you don't need a job?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
Get the Yacht Rock Radio mug.When someone mindlessly "scrolls" through their social media feed(s). Generally speaking a waste of precious and valuable time.
by Space Wrangler March 13, 2022
Get the Scrolling mug.This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
Get the Tighter than a crab's ass mug.Intelligent beings (maybe even people) from far away who are beyond us in every way imaginable. That's all we really know about them. And if they were hostile/wanted to "kill us all", they would have done it already.
Jeff: Did you see that light in the sky? How did it move so quickly?
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.
Adam: That was an Unidentified Flying Object, maneuvered by the aliens.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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