Sp33D King's definitions

Holy porn

Straight porn with no fetishes

Why are you so picky?
Because I’m cultured! I only beat to holy porn!

Do you even know what religion is.

by Sp33D King February 22, 2026

Elite Link

When someone’s says a setup to a joke of elite knowledge and someone else completes it

i wish i was high on potenuse
I wish I was high on potenuse! (louder)

This is an elite link.

by Sp33D King January 28, 2026

Church Chicken Thigh

Thighs that are twice as wide or fat as a womans upper body.

young rich nigga gotta bitch with some church chicken thighs

- YRN

by Sp33D King January 9, 2026

The Point Of No Return

When you have premature ejacuation but also have a habit of masturbating whenever you get the urge. This means you now have to cum multiple times in a row to get a fraction of the pleasure you could before. You’re one of us.

It’s better you never masturbate. You don’t wanna reach the point of no return

by Sp33D King January 7, 2026

Diarrhea Dick Drench

When you ride dick with your anus as diarrhea comes out your asshole

After the Diarrhea Dick Drench with my hooker the shit was everywhere.

by Sp33D King January 3, 2026

B.A.S.

Antonym of G.A.S.
Beyond All Shit

This song is B.A.S.!

by Sp33D King December 24, 2025

Self-masturbator

This word has two definitions

1. Someone who masturbates to themselves
2. Someone who masturbates to porn they drew themselves

Admit you’re a self-masturbator already.

by Sp33D King December 24, 2025