Soufpaw's definitions

leather dick

A syndrome caused by exessive and prolonged masturbation to pronographic materials which cause the penis to become desensitised, and hence become dried and shriveled making it impossible to become aroused again.

Fernando jacked off to so much damn porn that he got leather dick, and could no longer become sexually aroused. His piss now shoots sideways too.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

Zhurp

Colloquial term used by inner city youth to refer to the act of smoking a phat spliff, usally filled with high quality herbals.

Me and my boys decided to go zhurp in the shade since the weather was so hot.

by Soufpaw April 30, 2003

apple head

The bulbous head of a male's copulatory organ.

"Thick apple head opens up your clit wider," RZA

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003

Ziggly

A person of very small stature, usually having and unusually high pitched voice, and unpropostionally large head, and prematurely aged skin.

The child was born with the genetic disease progeria, and would forever be known as a ziggly.

by Soufpaw April 22, 2003