Panny Fanny

When a female meets someone during a pandemic, but they’re in tier three. The rules state they shouldn’t be copulating but they can’t help themselves.

Alphy got himself some serious panny fanny last night down Castlefields. I hear they’ve also been frequenting the orifice regularly too 😍😍 Word on the street is he blows her mind 🤯🤯

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021

Dry Fan Jan

When a female vows to go without sex for the whole month of January. Usually a New Years resolution.

I’ve set up a go fund me page as I’m
attempting dry fan Jan. Please donate if you can!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021

Snake Blasting

A sexual partner brings a man to the brink of ejaculation, then he ejaculates all over them, wherever they see fit. Usually breasts, but can be ear, nose, even eyes!

Alphy snake blasted my breasts last night ❤️❤️

Did you hear about Alphy snake blasting his piece of ass last night? All over her tits apparently!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 12, 2021

Smashing her cervical doors in

Smashing her cervical doors in is when you take her from behind and thrust so deeply it feels as though you hit a wall.

Alphy smashed Son’s FSW in so hard last night that it felt like he was smashing her cervical doors in. Must mean he has a mega cock!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021

Horrif

When something looks horrific, but you can’t be bothered to say the entire word.

That squirrel has been squashed with a Segway, it looks horrif!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021

Panny eyes

When a pandemic has changed the way you see things.

Alphy thinks Son’ is perfect, he must have panny eyes!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021

Sozzbergs

When you’re sorry and it’s really cold outside 🥶🥶

I’m so sozzbergs, can I come in and warm up?!

by Son Yin no G Hine January 14, 2021