Someguy's definitions

castrophony

The sounds of catastrophy.

Then there came a sound, distant first, it grew into castrophony
So immense that it could be heard far away in space

There were no screams, there was no time
The mountain called Monkey had spoken
It was only fire and then, nothing.

by someguy June 24, 2016

exercise brain

The stupidness that occurs during and after intense physical activity, where the body's limited bloodflow is directed towards the muscles instead of the brain.

I tried to unlock the wrong car in the gym car-park today. Severe case of exercise brain.

by someGuy April 7, 2015

coach carter

A way of shooting a guy down using a whole clip.

If you've seen the movie,
The drug dealer gets shot down with more than one shot.

Nigga ima go coach carter on you.

by someguy June 19, 2006

jamoke

A chump. A knucklehead, frat-boy type idiot.

For an example of a jamoke, just go to your local sports bar.

by someguy June 19, 2006

batting for the home team

When a man/woman is gay. Home team is refered to being either male or female

the gay man was batting for the home team.

by someguy May 13, 2005

one inch wonder

A one inch penis, or a very small penis when arroused.

The man showed the woman his one inch wonder

by someguy May 13, 2005

kani

a kani is an Australian term describing a sort of a young yobo. they like 50 cent, eminem etc and act all tough. They wear 'KANI' brand clothes, which is were the word comes from. These clothes are very shiny, think Ali G. They travel in BMX bikes, and favourite activities include smoking, vandalising. And once old enough to get a car they put a sik bodykit on their falcon/commodore with a big subwoofer and muffler. The Kanis age range is blured as its from about 6 to mid 20s, after this they become yobos.

"Hey that kani stole my TV, and hes getting away on his BMW"

by someguy May 13, 2005