Somebody's definitions

gun control

Something stupid liberals think will solve all our problems. The idea that just because most of Europe's citizens can't own guns we can't either. Similar to saying that to prevent obesity we should ban potato chips, or to prevent auto accident we should ban cars.

by somebody October 17, 2003

What Women Want

A man that can read their mind, makes $100 grand a year, works 6 hours a week, and does everything he is asked to without being asked to do it.

by somebody October 17, 2003

nagging

What women do when they are pissed off and don't have anyone to blame. Usually done to the men that love them and try to treat them right.

by somebody October 17, 2003

Schlong

A term popularized by Beavis and Butt-head that refers to the Penis.

by somebody October 17, 2003

modest mouse

A band that hipsters are too cool to like anymore because now they are done with high school and attend art school and/or moved to a city, and had to dig deeper into the more sophisticated self zone, aquiring tastes that no one will know about for at least the next 2-3 years, when they will have to update themselves once again (hint: when Xiu Xiu, Blonde Redhead and Q and Not U are completely for indie rock poseurs only... just a matter of time)

Modest Mouse... I never really liked them anyway.

by somebody October 5, 2003

UFF

A small bear that has cocks on his face.

UFF has cocks on his face.

by Somebody September 29, 2003

UFF

A series of faces, known as the "UFF faces"
:) :D :P :o
:o :P :D :)

<UFF> yeah you gotta include the faces
<UFF> :) :D :P :o
<UFF> :o :P :D :)

by Somebody September 29, 2003