Definitions by Somebody, but not Nobody
terminal baby syndrome
To constantly behave like a baby or young child as an adult. This may include: being spiteful, crying about inane things, wanting attention, self-affirmation, or seen as a constant complainer.
I didn't realize you could get out of an offer to buy a public company for 24 billion, but damn, this dude has terminal baby syndrome.
terminal baby syndrome by Somebody, but not Nobody October 14, 2022
brexit
brexit by Somebody, but not Nobody July 7, 2022
was not in the requirements
When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."
"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."
Walks back to desk
Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
was not in the requirements by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
SCP Foundation
A collaborative shared New Weird worldbuilding project focused on the exploits of the extranational "SCP Foundation" and their mission to protect humanity from esoteric, paranatural, and extraterrestrial threats. Started as an offshoot of /x/ copypasta, and has become its own form of metafiction, encompassing fan games, films, and as inspirations for other media properties.
I think a part of me died when they started letting anyone at the SCP Foundation write 001 proposals. It's been downhill since Gate Guardian.
SCP Foundation by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022
NFT
1) Abbr, for "Nice Fuckin' Titties." See Pornhub for additional information.
2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.
2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.
I had originally thought that Jessica's NFTs were her titties from a zip site, imagine my shock when all it was, WAS A GOD DAMN APE PICTURE!!
NFT by Somebody, but not Nobody June 1, 2022
New Weird
A genre of literature and media that introduces contemporary weird fiction elements, postmodernist elements, high fantasy, and real world dynamics and perspectives in a hodgepodge that is better read/seen than merely assigned a definition.
Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.
Defining works of the New Weird include but aren't limited to: the novel House of Leaves, the collective Worldbuilding project SCP Foundation, the video game Control, and TV shows like Twin Peaks and Riget.
For many people, Perdido Street Station, the SCP canons, or Control was their gateway drug to the new weird: where fantasy finds a contemporary foundation.
New Weird by Somebody, but not Nobody May 15, 2022
great, thanks
The corporate speak version of "go fuck yourself" or "fuck you" or something along those lines in context.
Manager: This patch is full of really sloppy conditional statements and unused variables. I think we can clean this up a bit. Take your time to get it right.
Me: Great, thanks! I'll get these changes in right away.
Me: Great, thanks! I'll get these changes in right away.
great, thanks by Somebody, but not Nobody May 4, 2022