7 definition by Somebody, but not Nobody

Top Definition
A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 17, 2004

Mug icon
Buy a noob cannon mug!
A popular modernist typeface that's used just about everywhere, such as in corporate logos, signs, posters, operating systems, advertisments, and et cetera. Odds are you've seen it more than enough times in your life to memorize the distinct shape of each letter.

Graphic designers love and loathe Helvetica for its modernist appearance and practicality, and its adaption for any practical purpose.
I watched that Helvetica documentary last night, and I fell asleep at the 20 minute mark. Pretentious documentary is pretentious.
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 15, 2008

Mug icon
Buy a Helvetica mug!
A person who plays games and/or masturbates over doing the important things of life, such as homework.

May also be the name of a musician who single handedly reinvented industrial music, or at least made it mainstream under the psuedonym "Nine Inch Nails." There are even reports he once had a record label, and he likes to say fuck a lot."
Atticus walked in to see his friend busy with Half-Life 2, and he walked out saying something along the lines of "Typical Trent Reznor."

As Atticus turned to leave, the mysterious person threw a bottle of absinthe at him and yelled "FUCK OFF" back at him.
by Somebody, but not Nobody January 08, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a Trent Reznor mug!
1) To conformists, goths, and teenagers, the name of a shitty reality TV show.

2) The name of a character who watched the activities of all the citizen in George Orwell's book, 1984.

3) The phrase given to anything that violates one's privacy, read Patriot Act.
1) Big Brother is a load of shit.

2) Big Brother is watching you.

3) George W. Bush is Big Brother, and furthermore proof republicans should be shot.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 12, 2004

Mug icon
Buy a big brother mug!
A derogatory term for Facebook, a popular social media site. Commonly used to slander Facebook, due to the site's increasingly aged, conservative leaning user base.
This morning I signed into the ol' Karenbook to see what my sister was up to, and my feed was full of anti-vaxxer trash.
by Somebody, but not Nobody August 26, 2020

Mug icon
Buy a Karenbook mug!
._.
A smiley that shows a state of deep shock or suprise.
<Anonymous> hay guys remember those naked pics I had on my HD I was talking about?
<@Lain> Yeah, I hacked your system and posted them all over 4chan. Enjoy your aids.
<Anonymous> ._.
<Anonymous> I am going to kill you.
<+GhostFreeman> talk about ubermicro XD
by Somebody, but not Nobody February 26, 2005

Mug icon
Buy a ._. mug!
A point when a meeting or discussion ceases to focus on the primary topic at hand, to focus on more trivial concepts.
"So we're confident the use of a heavy water moderator will totally reduce void risk, especially when pumped horizontally through the core. Thoughts?"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 02, 2021

Mug icon
Buy a bikeshedding mug!