NFT

1) Abbr, for "Nice Fuckin' Titties." See Pornhub for additional information.

2) Abbr, for "Non Fungible Token," a theoretical record in an immutable ledger that allows you to stake a claim of 'ownership' of a digital asset. Never you mind that NFTs don't function as claims of ownership, nor of copyright. Nor that they exist for any legitimate purpose except to rugpull suckers of their money. For additional information, see the video "Line Goes Up" on your video sharing platform of choice.
I had originally thought that Jessica's NFTs were her titties from a zip site, imagine my shock when all it was, WAS A GOD DAMN APE PICTURE!!
by Somebody, but not Nobody June 01, 2022
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noob cannon

A weapon in a first person shooter which all the newbs use because its easy to kill others with, or they aren't ready or willing to give another gun a shot.
In Rainbow Six 3, the Grenade Launcher is the noob cannon, most servers don't even run it unless they want amusement.
by Somebody, but not Nobody October 17, 2004
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big brother

1) To conformists, goths, and teenagers, the name of a shitty reality TV show.

2) The name of a character who watched the activities of all the citizen in George Orwell's book, 1984.

3) The phrase given to anything that violates one's privacy, read Patriot Act.
1) Big Brother is a load of shit.

2) Big Brother is watching you.

3) George W. Bush is Big Brother, and furthermore proof republicans should be shot.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 12, 2004
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bikeshedding

A point when a meeting or discussion ceases to focus on the primary topic at hand, to focus on more trivial concepts.
"So we're confident the use of a heavy water moderator will totally reduce void risk, especially when pumped horizontally through the core. Thoughts?"
"Uh yeah, are we gonna paint the bike shed purple?"
"I think blue is more harmonious."
"No, its should be yellow."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE GUYS STOP WITH THE LITERAL BIKESHEDDING!"
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 02, 2021
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scrote

If its not a boat, or a coat, or a moat, it must be a scrote
by Somebody, but not Nobody March 11, 2022
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find out

The second phase of "fuck around and find out," basically, the consequences of what happened when you fucked around.
After having spent several billion on Tumblr, Verizon quickly realized they entered the 'find out' phase of fucking around, and couldn't profit off the adult content on the site.
by Somebody, but not Nobody May 12, 2023
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locked

To be killed by being released into a depressurized, over pressurized, or vacuum space by means of a pressure door or airlock. A trope commonly featured in science fiction works, extending from a means of execution on a spaceship.
Captain Reine, knowing the consequences of his high treason, was locked immediately, without even the mercy of a court martial.
by Somebody, but not Nobody September 16, 2023
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