Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

Dominic toretto

Some guy that would choose family over anything

Dominic toretto: god might be strong but not as strong as family

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

changing your email

something you cant do in urban dictionary for some reason

Mike: Can you changing your email in urban dictionary?
me: idk ask urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: no

by Some1 @ the internet March 13, 2021

Sokovia

A real country in earth-199999 that was destroyed by the avengers

Sokovia has been fucked up by the avengers because of some alien-robotic guy called Ultron

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

Mexican Jew

Cartman's worst nightmare

imagine if cartman met a mexican jew?

by Some1 @ the internet May 16, 2022

CJ

Some black nigga that couldn’t follow that damn train

All we had to do is follow that damn train, CJ!

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

Palesrael

A country (I hope) that is a combination between israel and Palestine and might happen if there is peace there.

Muslim: fuck israel
Jew: fuck Palestine
Me: guys guys no need to fight, how about we unite these 2 countries and make it into 1 big country and call it palesrael?
Muslim and Jew: you want us to be together? Fuck no bitch!
*shoots me*

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021