Some1 @ the internet's definitions

Kuwait

where you go buy a video game in just 10 dinars.

guy 1: im going to buy the new game
guy 2: how much?
guy 1: 10 dinars
guy 2: wtf? you mean 50 dinars
guy 1: fuck no u piece of shit, where not in usa where it cost $50, where in kuwait where u buy 1.50 dinars just for a big mac meal
guy 2: we must be rich
guy 1: we are

by Some1 @ the internet October 14, 2018

Abdelmajeed

An American boy who says American soccer instead of British football because he's American.

arab guy: wanna play football?
Abdelmajeed: ok, here it is
arab guy: wtf I said football not fucking rugby you goatfucker
abdelmajeed: WTF is rugby?
arab guy: oh look my friend brought his football
abdelmajeed: thats a soccer ball not a football you fucking retard
arab guy: da faq is soccer?
abdelmajeed: the ball your friend is holding you piece of shit
arab guy: thats a football not a fucking soccer ball thing you son of a bitch
*abdelmajeed shoots arab guy*

by Some1 @ the internet April 25, 2019

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find:

Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;

Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?

by Some1 @ the internet April 26, 2019

Trump needs to eat a peach

It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.

The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah

The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.

by Some1 @ the internet December 20, 2019

Communist Elmo

He’s the evil brother of Elmo & he’s is more powerful than Joseph Stalin & Vladimir Putin. Communist Elmo wears a communist hat & have a thick Slavic accent.

Communist elmo is going to dance... za Rodinu (for the motherland)

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

K-pop

A very cancerous group of bands held in North Korea that all the teenage girls love it for some reason. The most popular, cringiest & cancerous band in k-pop is BTS & I don’t even know why people likes this cringy-ass band. K-pop is also more cancer than jake Paul himself.

Cringy k-pop Stan: diD yOu kNoW tHaT Kim jong un iS nOw a BTS mEmBeR?!?!
Some random guy: I fucking hate this kid.

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

CJ

Some black nigga that couldn’t follow that damn train

All we had to do is follow that damn train, CJ!

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019