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father ted

A very funny IRISH (Ireland is not in the UK) absurdist/surrealist comedy about 3 priests practicing on an extremely remote island off the coast of Ireland.

Father Ted Crilly is fairly apathetic priest, more interested in TV and movies than religion. His dream is to practice in LA. He misses out on this opportunity.

Father Dougal McGuire is an idiotic, dim-witted young priest who is pathetic yet likeable. He mixes up situation very easily.

Father Jack Hackett is a scruffy, dirty, violent, mean, old alcoholic who takes joy out of abusing the other two priests. He has: hit Ted with a brick, clamped Ted's nipples with clothespegs, run over Ted with Ted's own car, etc.

The series is available in most stores, even in the US (It was last year, at least). It's the funniest thing ever.
Ted: We need some place to stay for the weekend

Dougal: What about Mewengwe? His parents are away and he has satellite!

Ted: Dougal, he lives in Ethiopia.
by some guy February 18, 2004
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Haithem

A kid with glasses who is annoying, is a retard(not really but acts like one), gets beat up by people... a lot, and has joy annoying people
Haithem just stole my shoe and now is running away with it!
Or
That kid's a Haithem.
by Some guy April 22, 2005
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Zeus cannon

In the movie "Final Fantasy : The spirits within" The Zeus cannon was constructed to make one final strike at the 'alien' gaia.
Zeus cannon at 100%. We fire on your command.
by some guy June 9, 2003
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bater

Ron is a constant bater.
by some guy November 18, 2002
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violence

Physical harm. The most useless notion ever thought up my mankind. Used by stupid, ignorant people as a solution. The government claims video games cause violence in kids, yet they neglect the millions of acts of violence they themselves commit on a yearly basis throughout the world.
Bomb Iraq, oh yeah, that'll make the Middle East LOVE us.
by some guy February 18, 2004
mugGet the violencemug.

Parminder Nagra

Wicked fit Punjabi chick that is in ER now. Sure as hell the only reason I watch ER!
Parminder Nagra makes life worth living
by some guy February 18, 2004
mugGet the Parminder Nagramug.

KMEA

by some guy November 19, 2002
mugGet the KMEAmug.

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