Definitions by Some fucking dude

hammywrangler 

Someone who wrestles fat people, either as a job or a hobby.

"I'm a professional hammywrangler"

hammywrangler by Some fucking dude October 30, 2020

Zozo

The name given to a demon that has made itself known in the past few hundred years. It is famous for its communication through Ouija boards, but records of its presence extend beyond that method. It is widely considered to be a considerably powerful and malevolent demon, and (although this is not necessarily true) its name should not be spoken aloud.

"I contacted Zozo with a Ouija board the other night. It was crazy."
"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

Zozo by Some fucking dude October 30, 2020

T-Pose 

A religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things, Danny Devito, typically done on tuesdays. The day of tuesday requires at least one T-pose to be performed to appease Danny. To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T. Performing a t-pose is almost aleays accompanied with the Halo theme. Women cannot t-pose.

"Guys it's t-pose tuesday!" *T-poses and sings the halo theme*

T-Pose by Some fucking dude June 12, 2018

Dictionary 

Something that is impossible to know if not already known

Mike: Hey, what's a dictionary
Me: Oh just look it up on the dictionary
Mike: What the fuck

Dictionary by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018

Amelie 

Literally the greatest person ever. Amelies are amazing caring friends who will always protect you. Amelies are the best girlfriend a person can have, never let one go ;)

Guy 1:"Dude I really like Amelie, should I ask her out?"
Guy 2: "Fuck off man, that angel's mine!"

Amelie by Some fucking dude May 30, 2018