Definitions by Some Old Geezer

ugly ass 

Everybody's got one and most of them stink.

Put on some clothes, bitch! Don't nobody wanna see duh cottage chesse on yo' ugly ass.

ugly ass by Some Old Geezer August 19, 2007

drag 

The primary commercial street in a smaller city.

There aren't any titty bars in this town, but if there were, they would be on the main drag.

drag by Some Old Geezer September 10, 2006

bullhead 

Bullhead City, Arizona. A rotten little shithole on the Colorado River, downstream from the Las Vegas sewage treatment plant.

Bullhead is better than no head.

bullhead by Some Old Geezer September 10, 2006

stinking badges

Comes from the movie "Treasure of the Sierra Madre", 1948, starring Humphrey Bogart. Bogie and two other Norteamericanos are looking for gold in Mexico. Banditos come to the campsite and identify themselves as Federales.
"If you guys are the Federales, then where are your badges?"
"¿Badges? ¡We don't need no stinking badges!"

Also a line in a Pink Floyd song:
We don't need no......stinking badges.

stinking badges by Some Old Geezer July 6, 2006