Some Guy in the Tavern's definitions
1. One of the best Romeo actors the world has to offer has this name.
2. Also refers to Attila the Hun.
2. Also refers to Attila the Hun.
1. Dyl: Who's the guy who plays as Romeo? He's so good at it.
Phyl: He's Attila.
2. Romans seeing Huns roaming around the rosy: Godammit Attila.
Phyl: He's Attila.
2. Romans seeing Huns roaming around the rosy: Godammit Attila.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023
Get the Attilamug. The main male character of Romeo e Giulietta/Romeo and Juliet. His personality may vary depending on the adaptations the theater and movie realm gave to the world, but one thing's for sure: He loves Juliet. Like crazy. His portrayal is characterized into two:
Dark Romeo and Classic Romeo. (I prefer the dark interpretation if you ask me.)
Dark Romeo and Classic Romeo. (I prefer the dark interpretation if you ask me.)
Feminazi: Romeo's so cringe. He's so clingy to Juliet and he acts so creepy I would definitely kill him on sight.
Guy who reads Romeo e Giulietta: At least he genuinely loves his girl, unlike you. Unlovable and disgusting feminazi.
Feminazi: *microagression* YOU MALE PIGS AND ROMEO SHOULD BURN AT THE STAKE!!!!!! *microgaression again*
Same guy: Idiot.
Guy who reads Romeo e Giulietta: At least he genuinely loves his girl, unlike you. Unlovable and disgusting feminazi.
Feminazi: *microagression* YOU MALE PIGS AND ROMEO SHOULD BURN AT THE STAKE!!!!!! *microgaression again*
Same guy: Idiot.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023
Get the Romeomug. The woke musical adaptation of Romeo and Juliet featuring a neofeminist blackwashed Juliet, an annoying Romeo (Not him of all...), the Francois bullshit, the non-binary nonsense and a shitty journey after she escaped the tomb. Combine it with flashing lights, lazily-made mashup of mainstream pop music, cringy costume designs, out-of-place "necromancy" (They revived damn Romeo like God... Just give him the rest he deserved.) and dopamine triggers and it becomes a hit in Broadway and West End. A desecration of Da Porto, Bandello and Shakespeare's work. The ultimate sacrilege.
Karyn, the Woketard: &Juliet rocks! Broadway never fails to make a good Romeo and Juliet musical... I mean a Juliet musical because no Romeo this time. Girl Power!
Phyl, a Shakespeare R and J fan: That musical can suck my dick. An insult to Shakespeare.
Dyl, a Rómeó és Júlia fan: They turned Romeo of all things into a jerk... What a sacrilege. Also, Broadway is just overrated for me.
Karyn, the Woketard: You guys are just whiny haters. & Juliet for the win!
Dyl and Phyl: *facepalm*
Phyl, a Shakespeare R and J fan: That musical can suck my dick. An insult to Shakespeare.
Dyl, a Rómeó és Júlia fan: They turned Romeo of all things into a jerk... What a sacrilege. Also, Broadway is just overrated for me.
Karyn, the Woketard: You guys are just whiny haters. & Juliet for the win!
Dyl and Phyl: *facepalm*
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 16, 2023
Get the & Julietmug. Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
Get the Romeo and Julietmug. Warning: This thing requires a lot of copium to work.(To be honest, it never works.)
So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.
Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.
Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.
There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.
Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.
Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.
There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
Womyn Karentard: Polyamory is the new norm! It must be promoted to the wider populace! I have two fat non-binary (Male) partners and it's glorious. Best decision of my life. UwU.
Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.
Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!
Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.
Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: You sound like an idiot.
Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.
Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!
Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.
Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: You sound like an idiot.
Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
by Some Guy in the Tavern January 27, 2024
Get the Polyamorymug. An actually good and simple love story bastardized by an English playwright, featuring a fiery but gentle lady from the Capulets/Cappellettis, a stubborn but passionate lad from the Montagues/Montecchis, poison, secret marriage, dagger, death and sleeping with some old bones.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
Get the Romeo and Julietmug. This (Full name: Classic Shakespearean Romeo) interpretation often follows the Shakespearean Tragedy as a guide, and as a result, most of the actors who did this interpretation often falls flat and outright boring. Those who nailed this, well... IDK. I've never seen actors who nailed this interpretation, as I think it's far harder to portray than its counterpart, Dark Romeo.
(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)
(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)
Dyl: Do you like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet?
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023
Get the Classic Romeomug.