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A disgrace to William Shakespeare himself and the theatre realm as a whole. This "theatre" desecrated Sainte Jehanne la Pucelle (Saint Joan the Maid)
of France with their play "I, Joan", and puts unnecessary trigger warnings and suicide helplines to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, a play known for the damn suicides.
Like dear, imagine being traumatized by this production of Shakespeare's R and J... It's just like Romeo+Juliet by Luhrmann with guns, blackwashed Romeo and Giulietta and stuff. Hungary's Rómeó és Júlia for example is literally far more deranged in all aspects, but they offer no trigger warnings, and it's not even a Shakespeare play. It's a musical. This " Globe Theatre" is absolutely ridiculous.
A disgrace to William Shakespeare himself and the theatre realm as a whole. This "theatre" desecrated Sainte Jehanne la Pucelle (Saint Joan the Maid)
of France with their play "I, Joan", and puts unnecessary trigger warnings and suicide helplines to Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, a play known for the damn suicides.
Like dear, imagine being traumatized by this production of Shakespeare's R and J... It's just like Romeo+Juliet by Luhrmann with guns, blackwashed Romeo and Giulietta and stuff. Hungary's Rómeó és Júlia for example is literally far more deranged in all aspects, but they offer no trigger warnings, and it's not even a Shakespeare play. It's a musical. This " Globe Theatre" is absolutely ridiculous.
Woke theatre kid: Joan of Arc is non-binary! I know it all along!
Sane theater lover: Did you go to the Globe Theatre?
Woke theatre kid: Yes! I even watched their Romeo and Juliet! Love it because the couple are represented by blacks! Yay diversity! Also, they offer trigger warnings and helplines too. They're so generous for my gentle mind.
Sane theatre lover: If you think St. Joan is non-binary, then I would recommend you to read the REAL story of her. She's a woman, not non-binary. Also, do you think their R and J is so deranged, it needs the nonsense helplines and TWs?
Woke theatre kid: *drools* Yes! Its bloody, which can upset some people.
Sane theatre lover: *smirks* Try to watch the musical Rómeó és Júlia and come back to me a day later.
A day later...
Sane theatre lover: Hey, how's the musical?
Woke theatre kid: *suicide scene flashbacks*
Sane theater lover: Did you go to the Globe Theatre?
Woke theatre kid: Yes! I even watched their Romeo and Juliet! Love it because the couple are represented by blacks! Yay diversity! Also, they offer trigger warnings and helplines too. They're so generous for my gentle mind.
Sane theatre lover: If you think St. Joan is non-binary, then I would recommend you to read the REAL story of her. She's a woman, not non-binary. Also, do you think their R and J is so deranged, it needs the nonsense helplines and TWs?
Woke theatre kid: *drools* Yes! Its bloody, which can upset some people.
Sane theatre lover: *smirks* Try to watch the musical Rómeó és Júlia and come back to me a day later.
A day later...
Sane theatre lover: Hey, how's the musical?
Woke theatre kid: *suicide scene flashbacks*
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 16, 2023
Get the Globe Theatre mug.One of the best ways to divide us humans even further, by telling to ourselves that sharing cultures is a threat to a nation, even with the reality that all cultures must be welcoming what other cultures can offer for mutual growth.
If you believe a white man for example can not be inspired by cultures made by blacks/yellows/whatever just because his skin is white, you are a threat to the survival of culture itself, as assimilating good values of other cultures to improve yours and sharing your good values to those interested as well is vital to humanity's growth as a whole.
If you believe a white man for example can not be inspired by cultures made by blacks/yellows/whatever just because his skin is white, you are a threat to the survival of culture itself, as assimilating good values of other cultures to improve yours and sharing your good values to those interested as well is vital to humanity's growth as a whole.
Jane, the Woke SJW: You can't wear a Salakot, you cis white man! That's cultural appropriation! You're endangering Filipino culture by wearing that!
Dylan, A Filipino born in the US: Yes! It is not appropriate! Salakot is for Filipinos only! *takes it from the white guy*
Sean, the white guy: WTF!
Teodoro, a Filipino from the Philippines: *grabs the salakot from Dylan and gives it back to Sean* What are you guys talking about? It's fine! Nothing's wrong with a white guy wearing our creations, as it promotes and shows the capability of Filipino weavers, idiot! Also, it's art, and art must be shared, bobo!
Dylan: *confused on what bobo means*
Dylan, A Filipino born in the US: Yes! It is not appropriate! Salakot is for Filipinos only! *takes it from the white guy*
Sean, the white guy: WTF!
Teodoro, a Filipino from the Philippines: *grabs the salakot from Dylan and gives it back to Sean* What are you guys talking about? It's fine! Nothing's wrong with a white guy wearing our creations, as it promotes and shows the capability of Filipino weavers, idiot! Also, it's art, and art must be shared, bobo!
Dylan: *confused on what bobo means*
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 16, 2023
Get the Cultural Appropriation mug.This thing exists when people (Often woketards) don't want to grasp the grand theatre of reality and make up something that makes them feel good. This results in disconnection to reality itself, segregation based on this made-up words, and the obsession of constant positive affirmation. Mentally ill people often use this to make themselves feel special, and dear, this leads to worse outcomes.
Starbucks Lady: I use the Fae/Faer neopronoun because I feel I am special. I think I am a faefolk in my past life.
Faefolk: You are delusional! The Fae are never human, and you are one! Prepare to be cursed! You are a disgrace to your kind! *Banishes the Starbucks Lady*
Faefolk: You are delusional! The Fae are never human, and you are one! Prepare to be cursed! You are a disgrace to your kind! *Banishes the Starbucks Lady*
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 16, 2023
Get the Neopronoun mug.Romeo and Juliet is originally a novella written by Italian writer Luigi da Porto, who wrote this because he couldn't marry his cousin. It got revised by a monk named Matteo Bandello, then translated to Baguette Language by some French guy, then landed on Arthur Brooke. He then wrote it as a poem with some dark shit featuring Romeo banging his head against the wall, then named it Romeus and Juliet. And of course, Shakespeare read Brooke's work and based his tragedy on it, and we got the version of Romeo and Juliet that almost everyone hates.
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
Differences:
• The Da Porto novella features a passionate and truly in love Romeo and Giulietta, while the Shakespeare Tragedy has a set of horny teens who thought lust and love are the same. (I kinda blame it for the tragedy's shoddy timeline and Shakespeare turning them into teens.)
• The Shakespeare Tragedy features Tybalt and Mercutio with personalities, while the Da Porto novella only have them as extras.
• The Shakespeare Tragedy had Romeo dying all alone. In the Da Porto novella, he had Romeo dying until Giulietta woke up. (Kinda like Romeo+Juliet.)
To summarize, Romeo e Giulietta by Da Porto was born out of a man's failed love, while Shakespeare's tragedy was born to torment stupid teens while giving tears to Shakespeare Simps.
If you encounter this and experience symptoms such as cringe, brain damage and boredom, find more adaptations or read the novella.
(If symptoms persist, consult the Hungarian Musical Rómeó és Júlia.)
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
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by Some Guy in the Tavern September 6, 2023
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So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.
Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.
Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.
There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
So what is Polyamory? Well it's just the flower term for consented cheating. Glorified by cheaters and cuckolds alike, it is having 2 or more partners in a romantic relationship because one is not satisfied with only one partner.
Only idiots will consider this an option, and only the insanely sick commits to this.
Don't do this. Be like an eagle. Be monogamous.
There are so many reasons why it's stigmatized. Just don't do it.
Womyn Karentard: Polyamory is the new norm! It must be promoted to the wider populace! I have two fat non-binary (Male) partners and it's glorious. Best decision of my life. UwU.
Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.
Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!
Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.
Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: You sound like an idiot.
Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
Romeo: Only the mentally ill does that, Womyn.
Womyn Karentard: Shut up you cis white male filth!!!! I am always right! I'm sure your partner hates you!!!
Romeo: Uhh... No. We've been together since the 13th century.
Womyn Karentard: MONOGAMY IS CONSTRAINT! IT IS THE ENEMY OF LOVE UDWIWGWUSHEKSJWGASJDVKAAVAAUQ!!!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: You sound like an idiot.
Womyn Karentard: HJSHDJSIASSHAJA SHUT UP MALE SWINE DHJWSHIA!!!!!!!
by Some Guy in the Tavern January 27, 2024
Get the Polyamory mug.An interpretation of Romeo Montague from Romeo and Juliet that features the guy having dark and creepy tendencies. It ranges from stalker-like behavior to going full nuts after losing his Juliet.
The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.
The 1982 Romeo and Juliet film and the Hungarian adaptation of Gerard Presgurvic's Romeo et Juliette: De La Haine a L'Amour had this kind of Romeo interpretation as one of their main flavor.
Dyl: Saw Romeo and Juliet today in a community theatre. The Romeo is kind of creepy, yet very romantic.
Phyl: He must be a Dark Romeo.
Phyl: He must be a Dark Romeo.
by Some Guy in the Tavern September 7, 2023
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