Lawnmower tits

Tits that will take your face....off.

Ian you shouldn't have fooled with the lawnmower tits me boy.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

All American announcer

An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.

The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

Hate

Has already won really. What's difficult about knowing everything will not be okay for certain, and doing what you gotta do? There doesn't have to be any good people in the world for the world to go around.

Hate is nothing new, people have been here a while and still exist somehow.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Interesting

People are not that interesting between the beginning and the end of their lives, they're only interesting toward the beginning and toward the end. So it's weird for someone to have an everyday interest in someone else, it's weird because they're usually gathering intel or counter intel on the person they claim to have an interest in, rather than minding their business.

The guy wasnt interesting, and yet the other person claimed to have an interest in something he was doing, so he had to wonder what agency sent the other person. There are no victims in the spy community, spies get paid for their work, not forced into their work.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

Gastonia

Hopefully, it never tries to become Scarsdale or the Hamptons, since then it would no longer be Gastonia.

Gastonia is fine the way it is, without having to change anything for anybody.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Straight

When you're not straight yourself, you really don't need to be trying to set anybody else straight.

The girl wanted it all, she wanted to be the life of the party one minute, but then she still wanted to be the one who looked like the straight grown up of the bunch when that was convenient, though neither version of herself that she presented to the world was who she was most of her life (she was no longer who she had been as a kid).

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Banana republic

A country where the average penis size exceeds 7 inches.

It's not to good to be true, we're noting it for the money, we really want to see your dick grow 2 inches, but these pills and you too can be like a guy from a banana republic.

by Solid Mantis March 13, 2020