Solid mantis's definitions

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Queen bee

Someone as inhuman as anybody else that wants to be treated as more human, and special than anybody else.

The queen bee was an unlikable girl that wanted everyone to like her and respect her for posing what she was not. Really, she was just another narcissist, big fuckin deal.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Instigator

Someone who can't let someone who would otherwise think of them as a pussy think they're a pussy.

The instigator couldn't let the elementary school kids laugh at him/her, so he/she posed as a something they would respect, someone who broke rules, while posing as someone who loved rules to play the adults while trying to get a few of them to respect him/her.

by Solid Mantis November 30, 2019

Caindace

The female version of the name Cain.

Caindace slipped quietly into the home office of her big sister Abella, where she was working on the computer, and split her skull from behind with a hammer.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Assumption

An assumption is never a good reason to make a decision.

The moron did radiation treatment based on the assumption he had cancer, rather than actually knowing he was sick. He died from the radiation treatment instead.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2020

Guitar coward

John's the guitar hero, I'm no hero and I'm not made of what he's made of.

Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.

by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017

WHO

Even if the WHO knew exactly who and where the virus came from, they're going to make sure people get enough vague answers that they're kept in the dark and fed shit like mushrooms, to keep them from connecting A to B.

The WHO is clever, just like any other government organization. They wouldn't benefit from people knowing who and where the virus really came from, they benefit from good information remaining a mystery, while misinformation spreads like wildfire.

by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021