Solid mantis's definitions

Trampoline headbutt

What somebody under 5 foot does to somebody.

The guy/girl had to trampoline headbutt that dude.

by Solid Mantis July 8, 2020

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things. Back in the Middle ages, if the king wasnt dead, he was still the king, there were no elections. Besides the facade of free elections and newer technology, has anything really changed?

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Peloton

A company that's getting rich off the gym closures.

Peloton isn't losing any money since the gyms started closing.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

Stupid faggot clown

A guy that gets dumber and worse every second with you.

This stupid faggot clown has an IQ of 76 now. He's living in the 70's now, in a few years he's gonna be at 66.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals, nobody different from the next person. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Dog eat dog

Dogs don't usually eat other dogs. They eat other things when they're not eating dog food, but not dogs. A dog might eat a hot dog.

Guy- It's a dog eat dog world my friend.

Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.

by Solid Mantis September 2, 2019

Coincidence

Something that doesn't connect between A and B, and doesn't appear to relate between the two, if it does at all.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers involved in Minneapolis area killings were senior officers and not newcomers. Perhaps someone (benefitted from) wanted newcomers to be given more of a chance than the old school officers, to be thought by the public to be safer and somehow more trustworthy.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021