Solid mantis's definitions

Poser

Somebody that lies about every aspect of their life, what they believe in, what they feel, and who they are. Somebody that has an endless amount of false names, not false screen names or something mostly benign, something a bit more malicious, but has many false names in real life and claims each one of them is his/her real name.

The girl was the kind of poser that didn't want anyone to accurately identify her, so she had numerous false names and looked like a different person on the outside almost every time you saw her.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2021

Ruler ref

Doesn't know what to say when a measurement turns out to be too close to call.

Ruler ref-Well, I didn't think this would ever happen, but your dicks look the same size. I might not be reading accurately, but they're really close. I didn't think I would ever get readings this close, then again I didn't think I'd ever referee a dick measuring contest, and here I am doing that.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Womanizer

Means just about anything any female says it means.

That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once. And if a female says the sky is green, theres no questioning it, green is the new normal color for the sky.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

by Solid Mantis April 18, 2021

Office

For the most part, theres two kinds of people that get elected. Theres the kind that would allow people to shame or disrespect them out of an office and resign (no matter the reason given), and theres the kind you'd have to kill (the worst kind). If you're the first kind of person by nature, Trump wants you to vote, since you think you can change things.

What would you do if you had an office?

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Image

A facade to conceal a person's true nature.

When you get down to it, past the dangerous, mysterious, and charming image of intrigue, the girl was actually a plain mollycoddle who had party trick after party trick, and knew a lot of languages she thought other people wanted to hear, even though they already knew language was always a way to keep things hidden from other people. She always thought the world was underestimating her, even when the world showed her otherwise. She kept not respecting the world, just like the world kept not respecting her, and the cycle never quit, even after her next party trick to convince the world she would change this time, just like she tried to convince the world the last time with a similar party trick.

by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020

Change

Something on the surface of a power struggle.

What he/she was trying to do wasn't really about change, it was only about change on the surface.

by Solid Mantis February 22, 2021