Solid mantis's definitions

Reality/game show moron

Someone who's been on mindless reality TV long enough they try and turn other people into mindless people. Someone who starts to think everything in life is a test, a game, or an obstacle to overcome, since that is what they do on TV.

The reality/game show moron thought if someone brought up the subject of sex, instead of death, taxes, or sports, that the person was testing people. So to some people it's okay to talk about death, even gruesome deaths, car accidents, fires, but people should feel weird about talking about sex, or they should feel like they're on a stupid fuckin reality show where you have to laugh at everything everybody says otherwise you feel like an awkward moron.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2020

Horseface

A face that usually has a mouth running to go with it.

The horseface said she was gonna cut some skin off you guy, watch your back.

by Solid Mantis February 5, 2018

Spicy coward

A coward that sees herself (or himself) as spicy instead of plain or dull.

Your retarded friend might have been a degenerate, but he was not a spicy coward. You killed him for standing up to you.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

Stand out

Drawing more attention than others.

The girl had on a costume/outfit ten times sillier than anyone else at the party, but at least she got noticed by never looking plain. She thought life was too short to be ignored, so she always put in more effort to stand out than others.

by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019

Jump in

A way to get in to the gang loop, it's just one way.

The east side hard skulls gonna jump in on me bout 54 guys gonna welcome me to they gang.

by Solid Mantis October 30, 2016

Poser

You know even if a guy in a statue of liberty outfit has a big smile on his face while he's selling insurance, he cries himself to sleep every night even though he looks like he's having a lot of fun, and he's pretending to be having fun. It would be interesting to see a guy wearing a statue of liberty suit pissed off or frowning and telling people to buy their product even though it doesn't work so he can keep his job since he's got mouths to feed and would much rather be a poet or a musician.

This guy/girl is a poser, you know that selling insurance doesn't really make him/her happy, even if he/she is good at what he/she does. The poser can keep compromising and crying himself/herself to sleep at night.

by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020