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Having a poor sense of humor is worse than really being broke. Not taking anything seriously isn't the same thing as having a sense of humor. Being a joke isn't the same thing as being funny.
by Solid Mantis November 8, 2020
Get the Sense of humormug. That guy wasnt just flirting or trying to be something other than abrasive with those females, he was really fucking every one of them in real life (while he was already with somebody that he knew wanted to be with him), it wasnt just a bullshit rumor. There is no other way to think, and there is no questioning the rumor to get to the bottom of it. If somebody says he's a womanizer 50 times, that must encapsulate him since they said it more than once.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
Get the Womanizermug. Guy- What did I tell you about those sideburns?
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
Boy girl- If I make them any shorter, I'll have to shave off my bowl haircut. Theres no hair left beside my ears. You sexist bastard, why do the boys get to keep their sideburns, it's not fair! You're hard on us boy girls but soft on the boys.
by Solid Mantis September 21, 2020
Get the Boy girlmug. Calling somebody who smoked crack a quarter of a lifetime or more ago a crackhead or a junkie is as ignorant as calling somebody who smoked weed for a few years in high school a hippie. If they've moved on with their lives, why hasn't the person talking shit moved on with theirs?
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. A word some females find offensive, kind of like bitch or slut. Especially when a racist sexist asshole says it, that's different than her friend saying the same thing.
How can you be offended by something you didn't take seriously in the first place skank? Even sexist racist assholes like to play a game every now and then, and it's all a game, it's just teasing and poking fun at people. Grow up and quit taking it personal skank.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2017
Get the Skankmug. Alex didn't feel as ashamed to be a zombie fucker as he did when he was fucking corpses only. He knew fucking corpses was wrong, he just didn't know this until after he started fucking zombies though, nobody taught him.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
Get the Zombie fuckermug. There are a few descriptions of gentle giants in different literature and movies. Of Mice and Men describes Lenny as a guy who is not a giant, but a large man with the mind of a child, though John Malkovich, the actor who portrays him in the movie, is not a remarkably large guy.
The 7 foot tall guard accused of groping the girl at the gate in the book was usually described as a gentle giant who was impotent, though he became hostile when ordered to do so by his boss.
by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021
Get the Gentle giantmug.