Solid mantis's definitions
The beach is one of the few places there would be any actual double standard that works in a males favor, since males do tend to walk around with no shirts on at the beach, and females don't. It would also be one of the few double standards that does not work in a female's favor in life. Though if every female that went to the beach really wanted to walk around topless did so, there would be a lot of females to arrest hypothetically, since you don't often see any females arrested for walking around topless, or for exposure. The real question is would females want guys staring at their tits all day, which would be inevitable, and is the social conditioning that females go by when keeping their tops on. Nobody is staring at a male's nipples at the beach.
Females have to look and try hard to find a double standard that doesn't work in their favor, males know they're working hard on it since its males who are fucked over the most in life. Males aren't going around everywhere showing a nipple or two though, the beach or the water, a lake are some of the few spots males aren't going to get locked up or kicked out for having no shirt on.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

The kind of person who never gets investigated, because they're always having someone else investigated.
The instigator would always have opponents investigated before they would think to investigate him/her. It was a brilliant strategy, blindsiding people that way.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

This guy is a poser, the boy is quick to say he fought with people he never met, its a lot easier said than done.
by Solid Mantis February 2, 2020

by Solid Mantis September 15, 2019

Forrest Gump- I tried to eat her pussy, but she tasted like cigarettes and beer Lietenant Dan.
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
Lietenant Dan- Its okay Forrest.
Girl- What is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- What did you say?
Girl- I said is your friend stupid or somethin?
Lietenant Dan- Dont you ever call him stupid!
by Solid Mantis June 7, 2020

I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner and had a huge dick though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid with a short Irish dick and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
