Solid mantis's definitions

Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Interracial midget necro bestiality

Would the both of you shut up? Enough of it already, I've already heard too much and neither of you is correct. Interracial midget Negro bestiality is when you fuck an Asian midgets dead dog, hell who doesn't know that?

Bob is an interracial midget necro bestiality lover who hasn't been caught by his wife yet.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2017

Girl with the glass jaw

The girl that sees a female from history and decides the person is everything she wants to be, though its not who she was growing up, and therefore not who she is.

The girl with the glass jaw talked a lot of shit based on who she wanted to be in life, and it also took attention off some of what she was doing with her spare time.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.

Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017

Blotter

A small piece of paper used to absorb liquid lsd. The least potent form of lsd, as paper usually contains only a small amount of the substance.

That kid took just took some blotter, I hope he's okay.

by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016

Willfully contradictory

Someone who is bossy one minute, then at an oppurtune time says something like you're not the boss of me (possibly the next minute). Someone who changes their image sometimes more than once in one day (not just an online screen name or something relatively benign, but in real life/on TV/youtube videos/other mediums).

This other guy, as insane as he might seem, is at least on a steady, even keel all the time, where he's no more or less human, no more or less inhuman, no more or less bossy, no more or less subserviant to anyone at any time, since he's the same guy underneath the surface all the time and doesn't claim to be in any particular character at any particular time. At least he is not willfully contradictory, since being willfully contradictory comes with inconsistancies.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

Sleazeball

A foreign journalist who tries to turn people from his/her country against another country (such as China) by talking about censorship. If you're not from China, and you're not there to visit, the Chinese aren't stupid, they kn9w you're there to look for trouble.

Nobody has to feel bad about some sleazeball journalist or paparazzi who was in China too long looking for trouble and finally found some. In reality, what goes on in China is the business of the Chinese, and a sleazeball journalist can mind their own business like everybody else. Unlike the foreigner sleazeball journalist, the Chinese do hold their own country sacred, and don't have to forever welcome outsiders with open arms.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021