Solid mantis's definitions

Reverse bolton

A guy who doesn't believe he owes it to his superiors to kiss their asses or respect them, especially those who live hundreds or thousands of miles away. Also a guy who doesn't treat anybody like a subordinate or alienate them, no matter where they're from, he treats them like everybody else (whether its positive or negative). A guy who treats people as a friend until he finds out otherwise about them, but doesn't believe he owes anybody friendliness even if friendliness is what everyone else is doing.

The guy didn't have a career to speak of, mostly because he wasn't going to start kissing ass today if he wasn't doing it yesterday. He was a reverse Bolton.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020

Virginiar

A person who's lying for the first time.

Billy was a trustworthy guy until recently, now that's he's no longer a virginiar he's a con scum piece of shit.

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2018

Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun. Scientists still complain about global warming.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.

People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Distract

Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.

The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Double standard

A female playing all sides, especially the males, is celebrated in music and other media, but a guy playing all sides is someone everyone is trying to take into custody.

Females quick to try and pick at everyone else's double standards don't usually see their own for what they are.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

-10

A female that you'd know why people were throwing shit at and booing, if that's what people were doing.

She wasn't a zero and she wasn't a ten, she was a -10.

by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019