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Bigots restroom

If a restaurant is going to bigoted against bigots, instead of saying no bigots, racists, or misogynists in this restaurant, or no bigot racist mysognist homophobe assholes allowed, they could have one restroom open for non bigot racist misogynist homophobes and non uptight folks, and another restroom for the bigots, racists, misogynists, homophobes, the bigot racist misogynist homophobes, and all other uptight people non mentioned but in a similar category so that they don't end up having to take a shit around each other. Getting rid of the uptight folks doesn't make your restaurant or your country less uptight, and it doesn't make any group more respectable either.
Nowadays there are no more whites only restrooms, just a non bigot wonderful human being restroom and a bigot scumbag asshole who will never pass for a human being no matter what they do restroom next to it. The bigots restroom will stay full of people who don't want to take a shit next to a nigger loving cocksucker gay rights activist, and the non bigots restroom will be full of people who don't want to take a shit around the abusive sexist Ku Klux Clan lynch mob next door, and still nobody will be happy with the outcome because people are people, they're assholes just like me.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
mugGet the Bigots restroommug.

Playing all sides

Someone who runs to the police when theres no protests going on over a guy she wanted to start an argument with for her own amusement, then says something like a police officer raped her when there are protests and riots, to play all sides and turn the police against everyone else, and everyone else against the police. People already have no good reason to trust the police when nobody is getting shot or locked up, and protests only invite police out to try and take control.
The girl had been playing all sides. The people who weren't hiring her didnt trust her, which fucked over females (and males) who werent phony, since they began to lose trust and faith in each other.
by Solid Mantis September 22, 2020
mugGet the Playing all sidesmug.

Bold

Percy was just a little too bold about telling the medic he was going to ride the lightning before he got pepper sprayed in the face, since their jurisdiction was in the guy's face, as they would say.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021
mugGet the Boldmug.

Manipulated

Coworkers noticed how easily Shawn was manipulated for years.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018
mugGet the Manipulatedmug.

Jesus

It seems more believable as an alternate possibilty that Jesus was a black kid Mary adopted than Mary giving birth to Jesus as a virgin. If nobody got Mary pregnant, Jesus wasn't her kid, no way.
Jesus could have looked like anyone if he was a real person and not a myth.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
mugGet the Jesusmug.

Phil Hartman

A guy that from the description of him by people around him, didn't have his name associated with suspicion, yet he was shot by his wife. It can happen to anybody.
Phil Hartman didn't sound like a bad guy from the way people described him, but he still died a violent death.
by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020
mugGet the Phil Hartmanmug.

Poser

Someone who's not who they say they are, or who they appear to be.
He/she was a poser because the person he/she was posing as might actually be missed by a few people.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
mugGet the Posermug.

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