Solid mantis's definitions

Diamond in the rough

Something a bully calls themself.

Nobody really thought there was any roughness to the girl that called herself a diamond in the rough but herself, everybody else just thought she was a bully who was silly more often than not.

by Solid Mantis December 10, 2020

Sally ride

Another name for a Salvia trip, or the effect of smoking Salvia divornum.

Make your your seatbelt is fastened and tight, you don't want to be able to move around when you fuse with your seat or end up becoming the plastic bag in a trash can. You want to be strapped in tight for the Sally ride.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2016

99 pointer

The rare shot that travels from a shooters hands to a players head from an opposing team, bounces off and goes in the basket.

Kobe left the league in style, his final shot was a 99 pointer.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Humorblind

A guy with every sense but humor is humorblind.

Pranker-I can make anybody laugh but that guy.
Prankers friend-He's humorblind, and soon it will be spread and we will be humorblind too. What are we going to do to make this guy crack up?

by Solid Mantis February 18, 2018

E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.

Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018

Indians

People talk about genocide like it just happens in Africa to get their focus off what happened on Indian land in the last few hundred years. Thanksgiving is the most pretentious and insincere holiday there is. People pretend to be thankful to live on Indian land, especially the white people who think they're doing the Indians a favor by decapitating a Columbus statue and protesting it.

Thanksgiving is what the people desperate to convince the Indians and everyone else they don't care what anybody thinks of them would call a holiday like Thanksgiving. People quit thanking the Indians for their land a long time ago.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020

Black redneck

A black redneck is a lot like a white blues player. A black redneck wears a cowboy hat and boots, chews tobacco, goes to or participates in rodeos, drives a pickup truck, and writes or makes country music. A black redneck talks with a drawl.

The black redneck was at the Grand Ole Opry the same night the white blues player was at the House of Blues, and he fit right in. Part of hell had broken free and loose from the rest of hell, and everyone was too preoccupied with when all hell was going to break loose to notice, so they weren't concerned with it.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020