Solid mantis's definitions

Jellyfish girl

Another name for a soft-hearted girl that likes being around other soft, spiritual people and hates anybody else.

The jellyfish girl wanted more people to go to the church that combined science and spirituality, and not with a focus on religion, so she started her own.

by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019

Z

The letter people replace a different letter with to make a word sound more hip than it is.

Guy- That kid is gettin drezzed for skizzool.
Guy's friend- He's also laughing at you.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019

Joke

Someone who creates a delusional life and past to display on a TV reality show.

The joke said he/she hopped freight trains to Kansas and back to work at age 5 to try and outdo his/her reality show competition. Really the joke was full of shit.

by Solid Mantis December 27, 2020

Master-planned

Every city, from New York to California, has developments that are or were once called master-planned before or after being built.

Master-planned buildings are in every city, they're both new and old, there were master-planned buildings being built long before World War 2.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Aging

When you get to head home and go to bed early if you want to without feeling like you're missing out on something, or feeling like a loser, ashamed of not being out doing something.

Aging is part of life, there's no sense in trying to stay stuck in your early 20's forever mentally.

by Solid Mantis February 17, 2021

Five foot nothing brad pitt

A midget your lover or wife would leave you for.

Guy's wife- Fuck this shit, I'm going to be with my five foot nothing brad pitt.

by Solid Mantis October 29, 2019

Cautious optimism

Theres no such thing as cautious optimism. Cautious optimism is cynicism. Thinking the sky is going to fall and trying to look forward to the little bit of good left in things before it does is cynicism. Really, having a bucket list is cynicism, since even though it becomes more likely that you'll die soon when you get older, once the mystery isnt there you're not really living anyway, you're just trying to live the rest of your days as an adrenaline junkie before the crash at the end, to go out with a bang, that's cynicism. Most thoughts disguised as positive are really cynical by nature.

Fuck positive thoughts and people, they think the end is a crash and it becomes one for everybody else too. There is no cautious optimism.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020