Solid mantis's definitions
Plastic is another word you just don't hear in real life since all the people saying it are saying it online. They're certainly not calling any people plastic in real life.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

A female who's not in a relationship with either sex currently (but has been in the past) because she's been rejected by members of both sexes. A female who tries to rally other people to support her even at the expense of their own relationships (the kind of person who would try to fuck with the lives of two people who are otherwise happy together, despite the female in the relationship having something in common with her). A female who makes everybody's life around her about her, then tells them all its not about them, which is true, everything has to be about her.
The girl with the glass jaw didn't want to be rejected and alone at the same time, so she tried to get other females to think like her, even though she didn't really know anything about being happy with another human being(and some of them did), since every relationship she had tried at, she had been rejected for making the relationship all about her, the same way she did with family, which is why nobody missed her when she was somewhere on the other side of the globe. She was quick to get other people to sacrifice things, and try and get them to compromise rather than resist.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

Though Europeans who came to America meant something else by it, an American face, the face of the original Americans, is usually dark. A fair face is usually a European face, though it's called a European American, or an American now.
An American face looks different than what a lot of movies show, kind of like the face of would most likely look a lot different than what people see on stained glass in a church if Jesus had been a real person, and not a myth. Jesus would most likely have a darker face/skin/and hair if he was from the Middle East, and curlier hair, though anything is possible on what he looked like. There are some fair haired and fair skinned Jews.
by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
by Solid Mantis December 22, 2019

Besides an unlikable guy with lots of money and a talent for playing guitar (and not beating someone with one as a weapon, since that allegedly got him knocked out) who would Pete Townshend be without the Who?
Roger Daltry makes it sound like he wouldn't be anybody in particular without the Who, but really the Who was still a likeable band with him as the face of the band (before the 80s). It hasn't been the same since Pete Townshend started convincing everyone else in the band that he was the best thing to ever happen to the Who, and that nobody else was good enough to question him.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

You think you don't go up the big ass corkscrew with the other pieces of shit at the sewage treatment plant? You think you're a special piece of shit?
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.
by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018
