Fire sale eviction

An eviction where they sell all your shit, anything that was in your old apartment must go, no matter what it meant to you.

He/she thought the fire sale eviction was hilarious, that was why he/she tried to make one happen a few years ago over nothing.

by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020

Instigator

Someone who likes to fuck with people's lives more than they like to do anything else.

The instigator would rather fuck with somebody else's life or talk shit about it than tend to their own (if there was one to tend to, if it wasn't a facade of a life to show everyone).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Puzzle

Something you piece together.

Leroy ended up like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing after her husband Jigsaw finished his game, and Leroy lost.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

The pink gang

The pink gang would be a gang of females who tries to intimidate people threats of bombings, arson, genital mutilation, court, and imprisonment.

The pink gang collapsed after years of being feared as a ruthless, cold blooded gang.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Funny lookin

Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.

Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you!

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020

Sheepfucker

A guy who fucks a sheep one time is a sheepfucker.

This dude skipped class to fuck a sheep today yo that's a sheepfucker.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Sprinter

Someone who moves through life quickly.

The girl would shoot first, then run second, or would cut first, then run second. She always acted tough, and preached a tough walk, but really she was a sprinter by nature and always had been, since people don't change with time.

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020