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Moderation

Doing things with moderation and self control can sometimes be good. For every vegan, theres someone who likes a steak sometimes, but theres a difference in having a steak when you haven't had one in a while and you've been wanting one, and gobbling all the meat you can. Ice cream is the same way, toilet paper is the same way. Buying one pack of toilet paper instead of ten is possible, even if it's not easy in a pandemic.
Theres a difference in somebody really thinking they're invincible and immortal, and somebody feeling sure that they've done what they needed to do to keep going, moderation can sometimes be the difference.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2020
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Wolf

A wolf is an animal that doesn't take what it doesn't need. Humans could learn a lot from a wolf, especially the ones taking 10 packs of toilet paper at a time during the coronavirus.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
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Cluster fuck

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
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Drawing board

Sometimes you fight until the end and you lose. It's not an indicator that you need to go and change something, or fix something, and anybody that tells you that it is every time something goes wrong is full of shit. Sometimes things go wrong if you're human and not perfect. It's going to happen even if you have a dream team that wants to win every game. If you've been doing a good job, why you want to change even if someone else tells you that you need to?
Listening too closely to a guy that says a team needs to go back to the drawing boards or change something every time a team doesn't win is a goid way to guarantee that you will fuck up. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is resist a change when it seems like the obvious thing you should do, and it's also the thing that will get you through to the end. Change only gets you a revolving door, and a revolving door doesn't strengthen anybody, it weakens everybody.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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Hatchback pride

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.
Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.

Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018
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Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".
A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.
by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018
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Queer bully

A bully that is said to have more balls than any other kind of bully, despite the lack of evidence.
Guy with many gay/bi/lesbian/transsexual friends-Well, the queer bully has more balls than a regular bully the same way some people will say a female bully has more balls than any other kind of bully. There's no evidence supporting the claim, people are expected to believe they just do.
by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019
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