Solid mantis's definitions

Reverse bolton

Someone with no regard to being in, or staying in line.

The reverse Bolton wasn't going to back down to billabong, or get weary of adversity with others.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020

Mountains

Some people make it their life's mission to move them. Does Lindsay or Jasper riding in to town on a high horse cause most people to start looking over their shoulders, or do they say Oh, that's just Lindsay or Jasper riding in?

It turned out the one saying he/she could move mountains wasn't really someone of unlimited power and toughness, his name was Jasper, and her name was Lindsay. They lived next door to you as kids.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Quarterback

If you're a quarterback, and you hear an announcer saying something about you flying through the air like Superman, hopefully you already have enough life experience to know he's trying to make fun of you and not comment on what a great job you were doing, even if you're young.

A quarterback who doesn't listen too closely to the bullshit is more likely to get things done.

by Solid Mantis November 9, 2020

Womanizer

A womanizer is a guy who's usually fucking more than one woman at one time. Any guy who is fucking one woman, fucking zero women, married, in a steady relationship, or single and fucking one or zero is not really a womanizer, get your bullshit story straight.

Peter was a horny adolescent mentally, not a womanizer. A womanizer is a grown man that takes the risk of fucking more than one woman and getting caught or is careless about his behavior.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Dust belt

Neighborhoods occupied by people who use pcp. Not Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Utah, or Death Valley. Not neighborhoods filled with cokeheads. Only neighborhoods with high pcp use.

Paco is from the dust belt and would rather turn everybody around him into a drooling, blabbering dusthead than try something they've done that worked and improved their quality of life, not to mention IQ.

by Solid Mantis November 20, 2016

Hypocritical

A dope dealer who wants to preach to you about how to get your life straight is hypocritical.

The dope dealer thinks he/she knows better than anyone who should be in rehab, then tells other people not to judge. What's more hypocritical than that?

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

Cash cab driver beatdown

Sounds like an episode of a TV show where the cash cab driver asks a passenger to put on a mask to get 2,000 dollars and the passenger starts hitting him in the face like an angry 6 year old vegan that did not get their vegetables this morning.

What did the driver on Cash cab driver beatdown say ahhhhhh for? He's not Boogerman and he wasn't getting hit hard.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2020