Solid mantis's definitions

Cam Newton

The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter.

No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.

by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020

Mothman

Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.

People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Decapitated

Headless.

I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Missouri loves company

A state slogan Missouri exchanged for show me.

Missouri loves company wasn't working.

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun. Scientists still complain about global warming.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.

Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who will break the law to enforce it.

The hypocrite broke more laws than some of the people he/she was having put in jail.

by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020