Trees

People descended from trees to start cutting them down to make bibles and money.

People read stories about their descent in a book made from what they descended from (trees).

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2020

Eighty six year old virgin

More than double the age of the 40 year old virgin.

Paul will be an eighty six year old virgin in fifty something more years.

by Solid Mantis May 01, 2017

Hospital

A medical facility.

The lucky seven had him put in the hospital ER and he ended up with a sky high medical bill, the best prank ever!

by Solid Mantis February 06, 2018

Bubbly

Poodle-like, and often desperate to prove they (usually she) are not one of the poodle people.

1.) The girl was bubbly and full of a poodle-like energy. One of her tricks was to jump up on tables and advertise merchandise while making it look cute and cuddly. Another was to show up in a soft parade marching with a band or another group.

2.) The guy couldn't relate to the bubbly girl on any level, they had nothing in common from interests to life experience. They had about as much in common as Clovis and RuPaul, or somebody like RuPaul.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Charlotte

A city so small you need a microscope to find it in the woods, in the same way you need a microscope to locate the penis of a guy from charlotte.

That guy is from charlotte, he must get a less than three inch hard on when somebody talks about the city he's from.

by Solid Mantis September 12, 2018

Poser

Someone who's not really a troublemaker, but wants more than anything in the world to be accepted by the world, so does everything a troublemaker would do, thinking that being one is the answer to the question of what's wrong. A mama's boy or mama's girl posing as a rebellious teenager their entire life, well after their eighteenth birthday.

The boy/girl couldn't stop being a poser.

by Solid Mantis February 04, 2020

Politician

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?

No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020