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by Solid Mantis May 1, 2017
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Get the Getaway helicopter mug.1) Before Christ
2) Before Columbus
3) Birth Control- Birth Control eyeglasses count as birth control, the coke bottle glasses with thick lenses make effective birth control, as effective as any other method.
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3) Birth Control- Birth Control eyeglasses count as birth control, the coke bottle glasses with thick lenses make effective birth control, as effective as any other method.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017
Get the BC mug.The kind of stand an idiot took instead of taking one when they had a chance to be a freakin genius.
Chris coulda been the next Einstein but he got combative with a guy he knew and it wound up being his last stand. 22 years old, fucked up.
by Solid Mantis May 9, 2017
Get the Last stand mug.Everyone considered him the guitar coward of Nashville. Something always told me they were reading Thomas right, that boy is a guitar coward he's scared to play a guitar.
by Solid Mantis May 20, 2017
Get the Guitar coward mug.Orange is the color between red and yellow. Red is often nature's color of danger or caution, and orange is almost as dangerous and cautionary! Orange gets your attention and tells you "Hey, you see that guy in the red shirt over there? That's the most dangerous guy in the room, and I'm the next most dangerous guy after him because my shirt is orange. If the guy in the red shirt wasn't here, that would make me the most dangerous guy so watch out!" Guys who wear red shirts will usually show up to a place just to be the most dangerous guy in the room wearing the red shirt though, that's less pressure on the color orange.
Oh that orange sign ahead is telling me there's road construction. Well, I'm glad nobody got hurt today.
by Solid Mantis May 10, 2017
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