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Mayberry

If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
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Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.
The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.
This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Cam newton

A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.
Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Cam newton

A guy in a perpetual state of being turned against his fans, and his fans turned against him during most of his time in Carolina by the people who wanted to run him off.
Cam Newton was in good with fans for a couple of years in Carolina, then things started going wrong.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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David tepper

A guy who seems to enjoy keeping people on edge, then doing something to make them think he's one of them, and not a feudal lord or king in a castle.
David Tepper is never going to be on your side if you're a Panthers fan, he doesn't have to be.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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Media

The media is a lot like the police, they don't have to be on your side, so they're not.
The media calls themselves trusted, that doesn't mean anybody else is calling the media trustworthy.
by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020
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