Idiot brother

Someone to blame when things backfire in someone else's life. There is actually no idiot brother, just like there is no boogeyman.

Girl- Its not my fault people reject me, it's my idiot brother.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020

Home

Home isn't a base unless some is talking about baseball.

When somebody goes home, they're not setting up a base. Bases are everywhere, home is just one place.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021

Draconian measures

Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.

The Draconian measures were in effect.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Politics

Politics is boring no matter what party is in power.

Democrat, Republican, New Guy/Girl party doesn't matter, politics is the same bullshit in a different form no matter what party is in power.

by Solid Mantis February 04, 2020

Study tower

A tower several stories high that someone studies their opponent from while being literally over their head enough that they wouldn't need any metaphors.

The girl thought several steps ahead of anyone she studied from her study tower.

by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019

Mama's girl

A girl that's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, can you bring me my gun so I can blow my head off? Its been an awful day, terrible.
Mama's girls mother-Take a nap darling, when you wake up it will be all better. The last thing you need is pressure, momma's gonna make everything better for my big mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019

Pedestal

What you're putting somebody on when you tell them they're more righteous, or the greatest person or greatest at anything. It might give somebody a buzz to know they're on a pedestal, but does it help them not to hear what they need to? There's people who overdo the pedestal shit.

You put her on such a high pedestal all males are expected to believe females are more righteous than males.

You put him on such a high pedestal females think he's got a round table full of knights in shining armor and really the guys an asshole.

by Solid Mantis February 05, 2018