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Vegan

Someone who doesn't eat dairy products or meat.
The guy who tried to break your jaw hit you like a vegan.
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
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Pistol whip

A way to still fuck somebody's pretty face up even if you hit like a vegan.
Vegan guy/girl- Yea, I might hit like a vegan, but my pistol don't. What you think I hit like when I pistol whip you bitch?
by Solid Mantis September 24, 2019
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Silverfish

Somebody who keeps thinking they're they're a shark circling, when really they're a silverfish with a big mouth, kind of like a shark has a big mouth.
The silverfish keeps coming back looking to do some more damage.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Xtreme parasites

Irredeemable parasites.
The guys in Harold and Kumar were just some Xtreme Parasites wasting their time. Especially the Thank you come again guy, that guy outwasted the other Xtreme Parasites.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Transformer

Someone who believes that anybody and everybody's heart can/should be softened and turned into their kind of guy.
The transformer girl is not gonna let it go on the attempts to turn the other person into a more soft-hearted, spiritual version of what they actually are. She will keep trying everything, insisting that there's a hidden weakness somewhere to take advantage of.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Transformer

Someone who tries to soften (transform) other people into someone they'd like to know, since they hate anybody who's not soft-hearted or spiritual.
The transformer girl really wanted the guy to change because she didn't like him, she couldn't stand him.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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Nasty faggot misogynist womanizer virgin

A guy who has girls stashed away everywhere up front, on the side, behind him, in the basement, in the attic.
That nasty faggot misogynist womanizer virgin guy has a lot of girls to hide, I saw some of them hiding in the crawl space (from him). Did you know he was a professor with the biggest ego you'd ever seen at Harvard when he wasn't working his day job? He's trying to be too many negative things at once.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
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