Solid Mantis's definitions

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Zeus

As far as mythology goes, if Hades could be stopped by humans, so could Zeus. Zeus knew that, and therefore desperately tried to keep them loving him instead of rising against him, the way they did his brother. The story is similar to the ones the scribes wrote in the bible. The scribes wrote this stuff to keep people going to church and giving the church their money, instead of rising against people like the scribes, who fear(ed) the masses.

Zeus has no power he's not given by humans because he is not real. He was written by humans who wanted to stay in power.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Calm

To try and force someone to stop resisting something.

Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Jungle fever

You have white guys and girls who don't rule out a relationship or a life with someone outside their own group, and you have black guys and black girls that wouldn't either. A white guy who would only date or marry black women is a character in a funny movie, but a divorce waiting to happen in real life since dating or marrying someone because they're black and you are a wigger is not a good reason to date or marry the person. The same would apply to a black guy that would only date or marry white girls because he's more like a white guy than a white guy, a blonkey.

Jungle fever isn't something you sleep off and feel better. There's no good news for someone who has it.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018

Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess, usually a rich girl that's not actually Jewish (since the Jews shouldn't be held responsible for the JAP's behavior).

The poor little JAP now lived many miles from next door to the people she grew up around, and left her humility back where she grew up, thinking the world owed her something now, whether it be respect or dollar signs.

Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020

Conversion

Trying to change somebody.

Where's your conversion van if you're a religious cult bent on converting? A minivan isn't spacious enough to get anything done to some asshole with a death wish.

by Solid Mantis May 4, 2018

Endangered

Someone who could die at any moment, especially when dangerous people are around.

Don't shoot him down, he is an endangered species.

by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021