I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Get the Decapitated mug.Billy was a trustworthy guy until recently, now that's he's no longer a virginiar he's a con scum piece of shit.
by Solid Mantis August 20, 2018
Get the Virginiar mug.The day Cam Newton stopped having fun playing football was the day Cam Newton started thinking about winning and losing, and started blaming racism and all the outside stuff that didnt matter.
No team wants to lose, no team likes to lose, it's not human to enjoy losing. Still, theres not much of a point to winning if you're not having a good time, and when winning becomes more important to you than having a good time, youre missing the point of it all. The point is not to win sometimes, it's how you got to where you're going that you go back to if you get lost, or lose sight of what you were once trying to (or succeeding at) do(ing). People in Carolina didnt want to see Cam Newton go, but he did have a choice, he wasnt left with no choice.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2020
Get the Cam Newton mug.Mothman is a lot like Chuck Norris, he can look at you and tell you when a bunch of people will die.
People kept seeing visions of the Mothman standing next to Chuck Norris and decided to evacuate their town in West Virginia after they realized it was not a joke or a drill.
by Solid Mantis November 03, 2020
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The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
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by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
Get the -10 mug.Someone that walks around like they got a stick up their ass, or like their shit don't stick, kind of like I do all the time.
One day someone (the wrong person) is going to come along and own me, then I will see what an uptight jerk/asshole I really am.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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