Solid Mantis's definitions

Boarding house

A house a failure at life lives in.

The boy lived in a boarding house for several years. Get your little brother to fuck him up for you, that will set him straight!

by Solid Mantis June 3, 2019

Joke

What people think you are if you're not laughing at their attempt at a joke.

Guy 1-I just told the joke, laugh at it you uptight bastard.
Guy 2-I heard your joke, I got your joke, I didn't laugh at it based on life experience with you, I don't trust you so I don't think you're a funny guy even if others do. Not even if everybody seems to. I think you're a fuckin hypocrite just like me, and disagree with most of what you say, I have no good reason to laugh when you tell a joke at this time.
Guy 1-You're a joke, nobody likes you, booooooo, waaaaaahh waaaaaahhhh mommy he didn't laugh at my jokes the mean bastard. I'm gonna turn everybody you know against you for life now over nothing, my joke wasn't shit it was you and people like you that suck.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Troll

Named after your little sisters dolls, a troll is anybody who's not on the same side as most people in a group, plain and simple.

Your little sister is trying to turn you into a joke again by calling you a troll. She doesn't want to be lonely, so she's gonna get every living organism in a 50 mile radius to side with her, that way she won't ever have to stand on her own two feet without support from hundreds of other people to help her try and drag somebody else's life down.

by Solid Mantis June 4, 2019

Puppet master

Someone who is the true master in the master/slave relationship.

He/she would become a puppet master if the puppet didn't resist.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019

Introvert

Someone who considers things that are hidden or not obvious deep.

The introvert was not just considered fun, but stimulating to be around by enough people that he/she was called the toast of many a party. It was never obvious that he/she was an introvert, so people who were not like him/her were considered shallow by the introvert and his/her closest relations.

by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019

Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.

Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019