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An overused word. People use it to describe shit that isn't awesome and never was. A word Eric Cartman from Southpark told himself he was when he found out nobody else really liked or respected him or his authoritie (or his bank account). He also made his stuffed animals tell him he was awesome, and that he was not a joke.
There was never anything awesome about Cartman from Southpark. If there were any likeable cartoon characters from Southpark, they were Terrence and Philip.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
Get the Awesomemug. A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.
Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021
Get the Full contact frisbee golfmug. The most cynical people in the world preach about hope, optimism, and a positive attitude about everything in life. Hope is what weak, pretentious people cling to when they have nothing left but desperation to overcome anything and anyone left.
by Solid Mantis June 10, 2019
Get the Pretentiousmug. The giraffe on the Indian motorcycle became the giraffe in the room nobody wanted to bring up when it went inside the building.
by Solid Mantis April 22, 2021
Get the Giraffe in the roommug. Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.
Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020
Get the Lazinessmug. 1) A 4 sided shape where all 4 sides make right angles
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.
2) A type of person who doesn't like to see people have a good time. The word has old origins, there is a connection between the shape of a Europeans face and the use of the word.
A group of Indians see a group of square faced white men approaching their fire. One points and smiles and says square what do you want?
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.
The Europeans tell them- You Indians having a good time over here? Not any more, if you stay your children will be slain and your women will be raped, what's left of you will pack up and move to Oklahoma or wherever we decide to send you. Now, you, the strong looking one, come with us.
by Solid Mantis October 20, 2016
Get the Squaremug. The powerful, competent adult on the surface belied the lifelong struggle with the silly man child/girl child underneath the surface of the skin. The one that always tried to turn everyone else into the man child/ girl child, or the 40 year old adolescent.
by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021
Get the Beliedmug.