On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020
Get the All fakes day mug.Walking by a spot one day and seeing someone, then walking by the same spot (not 15 to 30 minutes or so later, but hours of the same day later) and seeing the same person, still in the same spot they were when you last walked by.
This guy is still here outside the front of this store just sitting there. The sun is about to go down, that is stupidity. What is he waiting for to try doing something else? A storefront is not a destination or an origin when you've been there most of the day.
by Solid Mantis November 06, 2020
Get the Stupidity mug.Never having been the kind of person to follow other people's rules than your own isnt giving up on following rules.
Rules are meant for the kinds of people who follow them or behave exactly within them. Most people are human, and know when expectations aren't just making lives difficult, they're not human expectations, people are expecting them to be docile, programmable robots awaiting commands, directions, and instructions because that's what the people expecting them to be that way are when they're not posing as somebody like them, one of them, on their side.
by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020
Get the Rules mug.Somebody who keeps thinking they're they're a shark circling, when really they're a silverfish with a big mouth, kind of like a shark has a big mouth.
by Solid Mantis September 25, 2019
Get the Silverfish mug.Someone who expects everyone to be friendly. Nobody owes it to anybody to be friendly or welcoming all the time, or to like/pretend to like every stranger they ever met. In life, if you make a few true friends, you have what some people pretend to have, and what many never get. Why would you need more than that? Why would you already like/love/trust somebody you never met, a stranger. Anybody who says they like/love/trust a stranger is pretending to like/love/trust a stranger.
Only a pretentious person would say they liked/loved/trusted someone they never met before/didn't know well. Someone who wanted everyone to assume they owed it to other people to like/love/trust everyone, including them.
by Solid Mantis November 06, 2020
Get the Pretentious mug.Guy- The pest girl is gonna be at dinner, she might try and eat my food.
Guy's friend- Well, bring bug spray pal! If she can still breathe after you spray that shit on her, she will at least try and eat some other dude's dinner. Most people ignore her until she goes and eats some other dude's dinner. She does that with about five guys on a regular basis.
Guy's friend- Well, bring bug spray pal! If she can still breathe after you spray that shit on her, she will at least try and eat some other dude's dinner. Most people ignore her until she goes and eats some other dude's dinner. She does that with about five guys on a regular basis.
by Solid Mantis June 22, 2019
Get the Pest girl mug.A movie where two of the main characters, Wade and Dalton, are two American guys who dont speak Spanish to each other throughout the entire movie, except for some reason Wade calls Dalton mijo, and Dalton calls Wade senor. Talking to a guy who speaks Spanish and calling him senor, or him calling you senor, makes sense, but two guys who dont speak spanish to each other calling each other mijo and senor is fuckin weird.
by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020
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