Outskirts

The areas around a city with chain restaurants or malls. Some people call the outskirts edge cities, satellite cities, suburbs, it's all a reference to similar areas.

He/she is from the outskirts of the city.

by Solid Mantis November 10, 2019

Napoleon dynamite

A movie a lot less people would like if they knew it was about them, as it's a couple of guys making fun of people with Napoleon's syndrome, and how what people say their lives are isn't always the truth if no cameras are watching. Being a Napoleon isn't fun when you don't have Napoleon power and nobody thinks you're Dynamite. That would make you appear to be as nerdy as the two guys in Napoleon dynamite, who had fun making a movie making fun of Napoleon's everywhere and acting nerdy, why the hell not.

He's out to prove he's got nothing to prove! Napoleon Dynamite!

by Solid Mantis August 08, 2016

Trauma center

A good name for a hospital, now that people get shot at the hospital.

Patient-Where do I go now? I just got shot at the hospital.
Doctor- That's a good question, they might send you to the morgue next. They just sent a couple people from the burn center to the morgue after it caught on fire a few days ago. This trauma center hasn't had this happen yet.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Knifed

Verb- to get stabbed anywhere in the body from the top of the skull down

Johnny stood on the corner of 125th and Martin Luther King wearing a t shirt with large print reading I hate black people, and laughing about it. A good samaritin kept him from getting knifed by a few nanoseconds.

by Solid Mantis July 12, 2016

Coronavirus

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than a hurricane for the guy/girl that gets crushed by a tree. The threat is actually similar for most people, realistically a small number out of a large group wont survive, and the rest will be on edge and more cautious than usual for an extended period of time (since the threat is potential death), but they will make it through. The reality is you could be someone who takes all the extra precautions and the storm/disease still gets you, just like you could be someone who goes through your day to day routine unaffected by the storm/disease despite not changing anything. When it's your time to go, that's it, so what's the point in being afraid of the uncertain? Being a little more certain that no matter what happens to you that you will still at least be you until your final second is up instead of what the government tells you that you should be would do more people some good.

The coronavirus isnt a bigger threat than hurricanes, it's just a newer threat. Hurricanes have been around for a while (and have killed a lot of people over time), so people dont freak out about them even though they know the dangers that go with a hurricane, they know that lives can be lost.

by Solid Mantis September 04, 2020

Authenticious

Suspicious in an authentic way.

There was something authenticious about 2 of the 6 guys in the van, the other four were just plain suspicious.

by Solid Mantis February 02, 2018

Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.

by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020