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The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Fake jerk mug.The face a girl who pretends to be your friend makes before they find the spot in your ribs they're gonna put their knife (or hook).
She had the option of putting a knife or a hook between his ribs, and by the fishface she made beforehand, he thought she was gonna stick a hook in him.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Fishface mug.A word that people who are too much of a pussy to call an awesome an awesome to use to describe an awesome (even though asshole is simpler language).
The guy had known he was an asshole for a lifetime already, but the girl wanted to try and either go over his head or around the bush about what she really wanted to say to him, that way he could always stay either the rude one or the polite one,and she could keep a little control over someone else, since it made her feel like she had control of herself (which felt powerful rather than weak), so she called him unique.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Unique mug.She was the most dangerous kind of mama's girl, the kind that would cut you, kill you, or even dress up as the superhero on the good guy's side, then kill you, all to prove she was not a mama's girl.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Mama's girl mug.Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019
Get the Poodle in a skirt mug.The dope dealer thinks he/she knows better than anyone who should be in rehab, then tells other people not to judge. What's more hypocritical than that?
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
Get the Hypocritical mug.A name given to a girl by family members growing up, since they never knew anyone with a bigger mouth. A name the girl wants the world to forget.
Lindsay had been called the Mouth of the south by her own family, and spent her life trying to tell other people when they should talk and when they should shut up.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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