You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.
Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am.
by Solid Mantis October 05, 2020
Get the Crack mug.Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.
by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020
Get the Calm mug.Poor little Jewish American Princess, usually a rich girl that's not actually Jewish (since the Jews shouldn't be held responsible for the JAP's behavior).
The poor little JAP now lived many miles from next door to the people she grew up around, and left her humility back where she grew up, thinking the world owed her something now, whether it be respect or dollar signs.
Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!
Poor little JAP- Momma, if you dont bring me my fuckin sandwich, I'm fuckin go off and have you fuckin locked up! I'm gonna flex on you like Supergirl bitch!
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2020
Get the Poor little JAP mug.You have white guys and girls who don't rule out a relationship or a life with someone outside their own group, and you have black guys and black girls that wouldn't either. A white guy who would only date or marry black women is a character in a funny movie, but a divorce waiting to happen in real life since dating or marrying someone because they're black and you are a wigger is not a good reason to date or marry the person. The same would apply to a black guy that would only date or marry white girls because he's more like a white guy than a white guy, a blonkey.
Jungle fever isn't something you sleep off and feel better. There's no good news for someone who has it.
by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018
Get the Jungle fever mug.The way to a man's heart is not stroking his ego, the way to a six year old boys heart is. A six year old boyfriend is fun though.
Which one of us do you love honey me or the six year old? I have the bigger ego, that's intense of me.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2018
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Get the Uptight mug.A room that usually looks like a tornado came through, the winds ripped apart the walls and roof, rearranged all the clothes in the room and left them on the floor, then reassembled the walls and roof of the house the room was in. A room that reflects the inhabitant of the room, quiet and introspective but thought to be outgoing. A plain, simple way to describe the room is a messy room to study opponents from.
The girl had many things hidden away from the public eye in her study, despite being the kind of hypocrite who claimed she had nothing to hide.
by Solid Mantis August 16, 2019
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