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Feminist goggles also tell a feminist a guy should never question what a female is like when the public eye isn't looking, or think about who she really is (and if he does so the feminist should start by calling him any name she can think of to try and get him back in line, and keep him from getting/staying out of line from then on). Feminist goggles yell a feminist guys don't think about what's beneath the surface, they just think about how many females they can fuck in a lifetime (unless they're the guys that think like females)
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Get the Feminist goggles mug.Feminism runs on double standards and hypocrisy that work in a female's favor, and pointing out how the same double standards and hypocrisy that work in their favor are somehow working in a male's favor.
A female gets to say something like fuck you to anybody anywhere without anything bad happening to her. This is freedom and power males have never had, and females are still claiming they are/have always been the sex in need of liberating. Feminism is a selective way of thinking, males don't have a male version of a feminist for males.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Get the Feminism mug.Females have been raped and burned at the stake in the past, is that really worse than being boiled in oil or having your guts ripped out before being hanged, drawn and quartered, then finally beheaded? There is no shortage of ways males have thought of to torture other males before executing them.
Females have babies, most males do as much to raise them as their mothers. Still feminism doesn't look at life that way, or want anybody else to.
Females have babies, most males do as much to raise them as their mothers. Still feminism doesn't look at life that way, or want anybody else to.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Get the Feminism mug.A standard that is higher for one sex than another is a double standard. Feminism is full of double standards.
It's a double standard to think that a female who can't feed her kid because her tits got cut off by a machete is more devastating to the planet than five hundred males who got their genitals mutilated before they were beheaded. A way of thinking that one sex is more necessary to the future of the human race somehow, or that one sex should be treated as more righteous than the other.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
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Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
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Guy- It fuckin stinks in here, which half of him is your half boyfriend? The top or the bottom?
Girl- I don't know, I just know I didn't do this to him.
Guy- Nobody said you did.
Girl- Yea, that's right nobody said I did.
by Solid Mantis July 8, 2019
Get the Half boyfriend mug.Mean midget syndrome is mean man syndrome on steroids. A midget thinks he/she will out-anybody at everything, so a mean midget must be meaner and ruder than a mean man.
The midget with mean midget syndrome is gonna bust a beer bottle across the drunk guy at the bar's head if he keeps talking about how great the Sandhills is compared to living or being from anywhere else.
by Solid Mantis July 9, 2019
Get the Mean midget syndrome mug.One of the reasons the sandhills is a great place to live, since sandhills golf is more interesting than city mailbox sports, as long as the mailbox stays open while you're on the hole.
The closest mailbox will usually be a par 11 or higher, so you can play sandhills mailbox golf all day long if you're playing 18 holes.
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