Rudy calm down, you're 5 foot nothing a hundred and twenty pounds! I know that coach, but I can do this, just give me a chance!
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
Someone who's got party trick after party trick after party trick, but leaves you no reason to ever miss their presence after the party. Similar to a puppet master.
The party trick master has mastered every one of her party tricks, but when the people she thought of as her puppets are no longer around, the difference between her and them is they don't miss her presence or mind being alone, away from from the party, away from the group.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2020
Somebody who has your back if you get jumped in an alleyway, but doesn't have your back any other time.
by Solid Mantis November 02, 2016
A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.
No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?
by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016
Since a fivehead is extra forehead on top of a forehead, a onehead is a quarter of a full forehead. A forehead that rests somewhere at or just above the eyebrows. If the one who has a onehead shaves their head and has protuding round ears, they look like a baby chimpanzee.
by Solid Mantis April 03, 2021
What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016
If the chicken came before the egg, something had to get the chicken pregnant before it could conceive the egg. How would anybody know what the first chicken came from? Like your parents, the first chicken could be full of shit and say there was nothing else before it.
Nobody could really tell you whether the chicken or the egg came first. Your imagination is the one thing that determines what came first, and being argumentative isn't the same thing as being right.
by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021