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Manizer

A girl with an airport man, a stadium/tailgate man, a theater/ice rink man, a dinner and movies man, a club/bar/strip club man, a concerts/music/DJ/band man, a teacher/school/education man, and who knows how many others.
So you're the attractive guy from the airport she was talking about. You know for a while , as silly as it was to think that way, I thought she thought I was attractive, and I finally met the guy she was talking about. What a manizer.
by Solid Mantis September 4, 2018
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Stopcock

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.
The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.
by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018
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Charlotte

A city so small you need a microscope to find it in the woods, in the same way you need a microscope to locate the penis of a guy from charlotte.
That guy is from charlotte, he must get a less than three inch hard on when somebody talks about the city he's from.
by Solid Mantis September 12, 2018
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Discipline

Something a lot of people did not know about until they took a karate class or played a team sport in school, or from classes and not from home.
The girl first found out about discipline from a class at school and thought she knew how to make life help for people around her when really all she did was make life a weak purgatory with a lack of any physical pain.
by Solid Mantis September 17, 2018
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E-tard

The type of person who does not know they spent part of their paycheck on something that was mass produced and sold with a fancy name to get them to spend part of their paycheck on pills. Like a hippie, but dumber and more prone to drug addiction.
Observant Asshole-That E-tard asshole won't even be able to finish a syllable soon if he keeps on at the rate he's going.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
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E-tard

A pompous, arrogant drug addict on the mental level of a teenager permanently.
Observant poser asshole-Dont you notice how pompous and arrogant these teenagers on ecstasy are? At least hippies were mentally over 18. These kids are E-tard dumbasses.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2018
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Long term single

A guy who's gonna be single for a long time.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2018
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