Solid Mantis's definitions

Mental midget

A guy with an ego under 4'8".

A mental midget is not above making your life miserable.

by Solid Mantis August 31, 2018

Marionette brawling

When one puppet disrespects another, there could be some marionette brawling.

Puppet in the blue corner-Would you pull the string that goes to my right hand? I'd like to get this guy back for what he just did, you told me you were in my corner puppet master!

Puppet master-This is marionette brawling you're on your own.
Puppet-Hes got somebody pulling his strings, I shouldn't be on my own either.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

Mark zuckerberg

Though its critical of the guy to think, he's a guy that made a lot of money by telling you where to put pictures, where to type comments, and where to put information about your life. At least you get to decide what you like, even if disliking something is not an option.

Mark Zuckerberg likes your Facebook status.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

The emperor's new clothes

It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.

Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.

by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018

Criminal mollycoddling

A trend where criminals turn more and more into their mothers each and every day, especially the males.

Criminal mollycoddling has turned the penguin into the parakeet.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Branches

Could be coworkers, friends, neighbors, the guy who delivers your pizza, anybody that knows you. Mostly thought of as family, offspring, ancestors from past generations.

Even the serial killer had a network of branches, before hacking them all off.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018

Branches

In terms of family, branches are either future generations of a family, or second plus cousins of an existing family.

The girl was Henry XXX's ninth cousin fifteen times removed, that makes them branches of the same family tree.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2018