Solid Mantis's definitions

Queer bully

A bully that is said to have more balls than any other kind of bully, despite the lack of evidence.

Guy with many gay/bi/lesbian/transsexual friends-Well, the queer bully has more balls than a regular bully the same way some people will say a female bully has more balls than any other kind of bully. There's no evidence supporting the claim, people are expected to believe they just do.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Trauma center

A good name for a hospital, now that people get shot at the hospital.

Patient-Where do I go now? I just got shot at the hospital.
Doctor- That's a good question, they might send you to the morgue next. They just sent a couple people from the burn center to the morgue after it caught on fire a few days ago. This trauma center hasn't had this happen yet.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Office hulk

The guy people say is unassuming and beige as a personality. The office thug can trigger an incident.

General looking for the office hulk- Where's the green-eyed monster? Did he go through here?
Co-worker- He seemed fine when he got here, but then I started seeing papers go flying everywhere, like a tornado hit the office. Its gonna take a long time to clean all this shit up. I don't know where he is now.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Mama's girl

A girl who's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, will you bring me my gun to shoot myself? I had an awful day today, it was terrible!
Mama's girl's mother-Just take a nap and you'll feel better darling.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2019

Mama's girl

A girl who gets tucked in to bed just like one of the fellas who's a mama's boy, but nobody knows she gets tucked in to bed.

Your mama brought you a fresh pair of pajamas and she's gonna tuck you in to bed now. You're mama's girl, you get anything you want okay?

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019

Mama's girl

A girl that's been turned into a pussy by her mother.

Mama's girl-Momma, can you bring me my gun so I can blow my head off? Its been an awful day, terrible.
Mama's girls mother-Take a nap darling, when you wake up it will be all better. The last thing you need is pressure, momma's gonna make everything better for my big mama's girl.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2019

Show pony

One of the many people/sides getting played by a certain kind of person.

The show pony was not the only person/side getting played by him/her.

by Solid Mantis May 17, 2019