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Darling

Someone you try to be there for at some point in life is not the same as your darling. When you leave them, and they leave you, they're only your darling if you think fondly when you think of them. You can like a person and have no fond thoughts of your time with them, bad experiences can happen, with people you really like, as can fun and partying. Trust is a different story than liking someone.
Ted was Neds darling since Ned was oblivious to what Ted had done with Neds life.

Tim was never really Jims darling since Jim was never really oblivious (or stupid).
by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018
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Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open. If your landlord or counselor or outside person died, you'd have nobody to seal the leaks but you and your other half. Everything happens for a reason, you're with somebody for a reason, you meet somebody for a reason, it's not a bunch of dumb luck or bad luck.
Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.
by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020
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Wife beater

They make shirts for wife beaters, but none for husband beaters, brother beaters, or sister beaters. Not everyone who wears the shirt wants to beat the shit out of somebody's wife.
Ronny- Andrew's outside in his wife beater, working on his car. The deadbeat piece of shit won't even put on a t shirt.
Chris- I heard he treats his sister worse than his wife and kids.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2017
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Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.
He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors. Brown, tan, beige, and peach aren't colors.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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Rabbit life

The girl wanted everyone else to live like rabbits. She thought the rabbit life was best for them.
by Solid Mantis March 21, 2020
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Has been sexiest guy/girl

Someone who was a rock star or something similar in the 80s but is no longer in style.
People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.

Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?

Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.

Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020
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Protest

You got governors that march protest with protestors as long as they're not protesting something the governor is doing.
The governor doesnt really care about the protestors he's marching with, he cares about getting reelected, which is why you dont see him marching or protesting when people are protesting his agenda and policies. Expecting a business to survive after not being open for over 6 months, or expecting everyone to help support the business during a time where the economy isnt stable and unemployment is high are not realistic expectations.
by Solid Mantis September 29, 2020
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