Definitions by Solid Mantis

Midget 

Could run circles around anybody over 4'9 at just about anything from sports to racing to driving a car to tying a tie to home repairs to fishing and hunting. Midgets are better at everything than short and average people, and dwarves are better than midgets at everything, you name it, midgets do it better, and dwarves do it better than midgets.

Is that midget coming over hur? Don't let him talk you into playing beer pong, dude you're 5'9 you don't want to do that.

Midget by Solid Mantis October 1, 2016

R I P 

Rest In Peace
Robbery In Progress
Rapist In Proximity
Racist In Power
Resistance In Public
Runner In Pain
Roofie In Pinot Grigio

R I P Big Hardon, you didn't last long in prison sometimes the bad die young too.

R I P by Solid Mantis September 21, 2016

Porch polar bear 

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

Porch polar bear by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

Blunt

Larger than a joint, a ganja cigar that will convince you that you and your friend are on angel dust if you finish just one.

Dude 1-Damn what the f&%k was in that blunt man? I don't feel right.

Dude 2-Calm down dude, it's not even possible it was laced, the guy who sold it is broker than us, he can't afford angel dust.

Blunt by Solid Mantis September 6, 2016

Preggophile 

A man that wants to make a baby with a woman who's already about to have a baby. A real sicko!

Preggophile-Why don't you get a bed from the hospital and put it in your van so you can f%&K her you sorry bass turd!

Preggophile by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

White peopling 

Riding roller coasters and eating mushrooms are white peopling activities. People of color usually participate in a mushroom trip, but they go away when the white people who are white peopling come down to reality.

White peopling-Dave's going skydiving! Nobody named Malik or Magdalena would jump out of a plane, let's ask dale and Susan if they want join us and Dave!

White peopling by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016

Headphone zombie 

A soldier of fortune for the undead army. Headphone zombies attack mostly young people and turn them into headphone zombies. With larger numbers, the zombies have safety, and usually win, unfortunately.

They are trying to take over, and let the machines win. The mind of a headphone zombie is artificial intelligence, and it's contagious!

Headphone zombie by Solid Mantis August 25, 2016