Definitions by Solid Mantis
Ranting
Ranting is speaking your mind. Soft, spiritual minded people or groups call speaking your mind ranting when they don't want to hear about the subject. Soft, spiritual folks don't rant, they speak their minds. Only other people rant.
Ranting by Solid Mantis January 20, 2018
Intravert
Intravert by Solid Mantis January 19, 2018
Hobbiterific
Your boy Frodo from the Bag End neighborhood must be bout five nothing but he cool, he hobbiterific.
Hobbiterific by Solid Mantis January 13, 2018
Bug-eyed
Margot-No, I I'm not offended by bug-eyed, I don't take it personal that they don't respect me as a feminist, or that respect is earned and not given, even if you're female. No it's a game to me, I can handle it.
Bug-eyed by Solid Mantis January 4, 2018
Manly bitch
A girl who has the qualities of a boy. Usually compensates for being a mama's bitch by wearing hunting gear and playing with guns, since she needs a gun to knock somebody down.
Manly bitch by Solid Mantis January 1, 2018
Farm
Your resume speaks for itself, you were hired help on the farm, you worked hard. You didn't explain why a few other workers told me about what you did to the chickens when I spoke to them as a reference. They didn't tell you they caught you Joe, but they did catch you. Did you think nobody would find out about the chickens?
Farm by Solid Mantis December 20, 2017
Individual
In order to be an individual, a person has to be indivisible. Since you can somebody in half, you can divide somebody into two pieces.
Raz's friends thought he was an individual until his captors sawed him in half. There were two distinct halves of Raz, so from then on they knew he wasn't indivisible.
Individual by Solid Mantis November 12, 2017