Ignore

The most simple and effective way to let somebody know you meant to not talk to them, call on their birthday, acknowledge them in public or admit to yourself you know them. To go against the grain of all the people who contribute to their sphere of attention and attention seeking and their self image of a good, upstanding person or whatever the fuck their concern is with the public eye watching.

Don't ignore me I'm scared I won't be around one day and nobody will give a fuck what if they all end up celebrating me not being around anymore awwww how horrible.

by Solid Mantis October 26, 2016

Goofus

The kind of person who sets up anything from a robbery to a fight (and if they made a dollar by putting it on a show on tv like punk'd, that's what they would try and do).

The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

Spare the rod

To treat your kid like they're better than you rather than equal to or less than. To refrain from whooping a kids ass, even a deserved ass whooping.

Lindsay's mother and father spared her the rod because they thought she was special and didn't want to ruin her. They gave her everything she could think to want and turned her into a mollycoddle, but its not her fault. Blame her parents, they said spare the rod.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2018

Toolkit

Something I'm good at being. I also do toolbag, toolshed, toolbox, and tool factory just as well if somebody don't like tools.

Welcome to the tool factory, I see you brought the toolkit with you to hammer some nails back in their places.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

Aura chameleon

Someone who can change the colors of their aura.

Aura chameleon girl- Look at my aura, it's changing colors!
Other guy- That's just you trying to change your frequency and be somebody else again, that's all it is.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

Counter resistance

Resistance to resistance, just like counter surveillance is someone watching somebody watching somebody.

No resistance is without counter resistance.

by Solid Mantis December 04, 2020