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Unbearable

Describing somebody as unbearable doesn't make them unbearable to be around, the same way describing an Italian as an Antarctican doesn't make the guy from Antartica.
Pretending somebody is unbearable doesn't really make them unbearable. It's a lot like an ostrich hiding it's head and thinking that makes it's head invisible, when its not really invisible.
by Solid Mantis November 7, 2019
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Hypocrite

Someone who can't stop whining about the way a group is treated, whether it be animals, females, black people, or LGBT people, to the point that even people from some of these groups are getting duct tape to put over their mouth and saying we're happy already and don't need to be treated any different.
The hypocrite was whining about the way different groups were treated despite being a hypocrite like everyone else.
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2020
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Posers

Someone who portrays themself as a hero, or a villain, or has somebody else portray them as a hero, or villain.
The two girls posed for a photo for the books before running off with all the money, just like the rest. That made them posers, not heroes.
by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021
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Schrodinger's asshole

Someone who doesn't like being alone enough to be in disagreement with lots of people, so they tend to be in agreement with enough people to try and outnumber anybody who disagrees, but still try and look like someone nobody will mess with (a poser), that way the one or the few that really do disagree remain the assholes who actually have consequences coming their way.
The guy/girl that created the term schrodinger's asshole didn't know that he/she was his/her own definition of one. He/she liked to argue a lot, but didn't actually like for everybody to be in argument or opposition to him/her, since that would actually mean ending up alone, while everyone else was together on something. He/she hated being alone too much to ever really be an asshole on his/her own, so he/she created the term schrodinger's asshole to try and get more people in a group of other schrodinger's assholes just like him/her, that way he/she was guaranteed not to be alone.
by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020
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Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.
Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Oklahoma hula hoop

A belt worn by an oklahoman would make a hula hoop for people in many states, since it's not misinformation that oklahomans are obese, its true.
Guy/girl from California or Colorado- Just got back from Oklahoma, and brought an Oklahoma hula hoop as a souvenir!
by Solid Mantis May 2, 2020
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Know

Saying you know something, or someone well isnt the same thing as saying you know everything about everything. Its saying you know something, or someone well, no more, no less.
Some things and people you just know, even if you dont know everything about everything.
by Solid Mantis July 27, 2020
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