Life

An overrated thing to have.
At least you have a life.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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Impressed

Black guy- Show us your dick.

Me- I don't have the time, and I can tell by your dreadlocks you wouldn't be impressed. That wasn't what you really wanted me to show you though, so I'd be wasting both our time.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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Virtually fucking

If has the womanizer some people said he was, he must have been virtually fucking all the females, since he hasn't actually had real sex or a real relationship in a long time.

If she is the whore some people have said she was, she must have been virtually fucking all the guys she knew, since she hasn't actually fucked anybody in a long time.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020
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Virtually fucking

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
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Actor

A person who gets paid to do shit you do in everyday life, only with a more expensive hairstyle.
Jim- I brush my teeth, have conversations with strangers on a bench, and drive around town why am I not a millionaire.
Kevin- You're not an actor Jim, you're not a millionaire so millionaires laugh at you and your lifestyle because their hair is more expensive to maintain. They think you're homeless since you're not in the millionaires club.
Jim-So I'm supposed to respect them for having more money and making money their way? I thought respect was earned for everyone, not just some of us.
Kevin- Yea that's how it works Jim, it's their world you live in, they own it so it's theirs.
by Solid Mantis February 07, 2018
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Straight

When you're not straight yourself, you really don't need to be trying to set anybody else straight.
The girl wanted it all, she wanted to be the life of the party one minute, but then she still wanted to be the one who looked like the straight grown up of the bunch when that was convenient, though neither version of herself that she presented to the world was who she was most of her life (she was no longer who she had been as a kid).
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Riptide

You gotta watch a riptide, they're dangerous.
Shad- Oh shit how did I get out this far?

Lifeguard- You look like you're in trouble man, are you okay?

Shad- No I'm not okay look at me man. I'm in a fuckin riptide man!

Lifeguard- Do you have any last words?

Shad- Its too late for me, just save my son. Wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh!

Lifeguard-Did you want me to add wuuuuuwwwwwooooooaaaaahhhh to the record so people know how brave and musical you can be at the same time? Nobody will mess with you if you make it back to shore then. Shad??? Shad are you still with us?
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020
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