by Solid Mantis October 19, 2016
Woman in counseling-So, I married an axe murderer?
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
Shrink-I'm surprised you're able to ask, especially since you're planning on going home after you leave here. They don't have medicine for people like you ma'am, good day to you.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2016
A movie about a guy celebrating, rather than mourning the loss of a girl. It's much better than she's all that!
Man I feel really happy, optimistic and positive after watching She's finally gone! Best I've felt since that girl finally left me alone, I can totally relate Matthew Prince Whatever, keep making awesome movies I'm gonna request an encore! She's finally gone. Man I usually don't like shit like that I didn't think I did.
by Solid Mantis October 27, 2016
Since white people try to make blues, r&b, and rap, there's not a good reason black people shouldn't get to try to make country music.
The black guys/girls in the cowboy hats and boots on the stage that look like they were headed to the rodeo when somebody called them and asked them to play country music tonight instead are the black country band.
by Solid Mantis January 16, 2020
Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
by Solid Mantis December 23, 2019
Someone who's still sending shit in the mail years after the person they're sending it to hasn't accepted one thing they've gotten. That's not optimism, its not blind optimism, its desperation to fuck with somebody's life.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020
Desperation to win at something is not a battle for supremecy. There is no supremecy to win, it's a matter of what you lose in life.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2021