Solid Mantis's definitions

Outriders

Outsiders with an r instead of an s, which is original. It seems to be about a group that lands in a world they're not from, trying to invade it like they own it. The natives are, of course, hostile toward them, knowing they're going to keep taking, and try to run the natives off their own land in the process. Kind of like Spaceballs without the humorous parts.

Outriders seems like a game for dorks by dorks.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021

Violent

A guy who threatens to stab somebody with a fork should be leaving the person alone rather than making threats, even if he's not going to stab anybody. Especially if he hasn't proven to the guy he says it to that he's trustworthy.

Life is not Shutter Island, Shutter Island was a movie. The reality is all human beings are as violent as they come.

by Solid Mantis June 20, 2018

Queen bee

Someone who thinks the world revolves around them.

The queen bee child had not yet discovered that the world had never revolved around her in the first place, any more than it did anyone else. She had tried to convince the world desperately that she wasn't 3 by wearing an adult facade on the surface for most of her life.

by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Plan

A waste of time. You always die before you plan on dying.

Based on the case outcome, those dorks want to tell people in every city what their plan is like they own the place, and turn the whole thing into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Soft

Coonavirus hasn't made it tougher to a kid in school. Back when every other generation was in school, they still had to go to school and work without a mask and hand saanitizer every day, no matter who got sick at school or work.

The coronavirus is making people soft, not strong or unified.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

Title

A title doesn't always tell you much about a person.

Most of the people that held a title of Mr. or Miss Texas, or Oklahoma, or Kansas before him/her actually were from Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma.

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021