Definitions by Solid Mantis

Hard candy 

Doesn't seem as tough as nails.

Guy 1- You think you're hard candy the way you were eyeballin me don't you?
Guy 2- I think I'm hard candy?

Hard candy by Solid Mantis March 31, 2018

Wienie wacker

A good bunch to have arrested when you're trying to make quota at the end of the month.

Where you goin with the mask I found wienie wacker?

Wienie wacker by Solid Mantis March 30, 2018

Sheepshead bay 

1) A bay some New Yorkers fish in.
2) The Brooklyn neighborhood of the same name.

Caught some snakeheaded Chinese reptilian fish in Sheepshead Bay, its what's for dinner!

Sheepshead bay by Solid Mantis March 28, 2018

Kips bay 

Neighborhood just below Murray Hill in the lower 30s on the east side of Manhattan. Murray Hill is well known as a reference, Kips Bay was home to Irish Catholic families and businesses in the 50s and 60s and earlier, being gentrified into newer high rise condo buildings through the 70s to today. Below 30 th street on the East side in the 20s was mostly Italians, above 30th was Irish. There was once an el train running down 2nd avenue through the neighborhood.

People in Kips Bay would fall asleep to the sound of an el train each night.

Kips bay by Solid Mantis March 28, 2018

Chicago 

Originally meant "Place of the wild onion". Also called the city with the big shoulders, Chicago might be your kind of town like it was Frank Sinatra's. Then again it might not be your kind of town.

Chicago is also known as Chi Town these days.

Chicago by Solid Mantis March 27, 2018

411 guy 

If you want answers, ask the 411 guy not the 4'11" guy.

Fred-I still don't know where the office is, but I made a lot of money today selling shit to kids.
Greg-Oh shit you talked to the 4'11" guy, that's Jon, you were supposed to talk to the 411 guy Pete.

411 guy by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Missouri loves company 

A state slogan Missouri exchanged for show me.

Missouri loves company wasn't working.

Missouri loves company by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018