Definitions by Solid Mantis
Poser
The guy got shot at a pig pickin after an argument about which one of them was the bigger poser.
Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.
Guy- I'm more of a poser, but I want to hear you say it!
Other guy- Nope, I've always been the real poser, bang. I had to check you like that, you were getting on my nerves.
Poser by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Poser
Someone that implies (or says) that because their hair or skin is darker than yours, that they are tougher than you by default, even if they are from further outside a city than you are, or have more money than you do.
There are posers who are from a city, and there are posers who are from outside a city. Some have fair skin and hair, some have dark skin and hair. So really it's a matter of more than just where somebody is from alone.
Poser by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Sleazeball
A foreign journalist who tries to turn people from his/her country against another country (such as China) by talking about censorship. If you're not from China, and you're not there to visit, the Chinese aren't stupid, they kn9w you're there to look for trouble.
Nobody has to feel bad about some sleazeball journalist or paparazzi who was in China too long looking for trouble and finally found some. In reality, what goes on in China is the business of the Chinese, and a sleazeball journalist can mind their own business like everybody else. Unlike the foreigner sleazeball journalist, the Chinese do hold their own country sacred, and don't have to forever welcome outsiders with open arms.
Sleazeball by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
KO Basketball
That guy just got his glasses shattered by the basketball and the ref didn't call a foul even though he's got blood in his eyes. He's going to be in trouble if it gets much worse, why doesn't he just play regular basketball instead of KO basketball? Why does he keep doing this to himself?
KO Basketball by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
Too big
A guy that tells you he is too big to listen to you is a good thing for you. At least you know he's not trying to play up to your ego with what he's saying to you, he's telling you what he really thinks of you. Even if he's doing something right, you know you're not fucking up. So if you haven't left your humility behind, nobody needs to make sure you're in line with their agenda or plan.
Sometimes it's good to bask in what someone else did right, even if they got too big for you and they think you're slow or stupid now.
Too big by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
All American announcer
An announcer that talks about basketball like it's boxing or something else. Though guys getting knocked out with a basketball would make an interesting sport, they don't have one like that yet, so you're either watching the basketball game everyone else is watching or you're watching a noxing match, because if you're trying to watch both at the same time while announcing one or the other, you're fucking with people's heads that are watching.
The All American announcer was talking about being able to feel that hit from up in his/her booth and how it cleaned out his sinuses, even though it wasn't a football game he was talking about, it was a basketball game.
All American announcer by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021