Solid Mantis's definitions

Lowlife

Lowlives usually live together at the bottom of the hill.

There's a lowlife cutting up the alleyway about to enter a city street crowded with civilians. You got eyes on him?

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Plastic

Something people call people online they wouldn't call in real life.

Plastic is another word you just don't hear in real life since all the people saying it are saying it online. They're certainly not calling any people plastic in real life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Yellow

A color you could call somebody in real life instead of on the internet.

You don't have to call somebody yellow online, you can say it in real life.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Plastic

Something you're not hearing as an insult in public.

Rudy's friend-Rudy wants me to relay this to you-he says you're plastic.
Guy-Oh, why doesn't Rudy just tell me if he thinks that.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Jungle fever

You have white guys and girls who don't rule out a relationship or a life with someone outside their own group, and you have black guys and black girls that wouldn't either. A white guy who would only date or marry black women is a character in a funny movie, but a divorce waiting to happen in real life since dating or marrying someone because they're black and you are a wigger is not a good reason to date or marry the person. The same would apply to a black guy that would only date or marry white girls because he's more like a white guy than a white guy, a blonkey.

Jungle fever isn't something you sleep off and feel better. There's no good news for someone who has it.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018

Blonkey

A black guy who's like a white guy, sometimes more like a white guy than a white guy.

The blonkey is gonna fuck up when he tries to dance with a black girl. He shoulda stuck with white chicks.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2018

Womanizer

A guy that has zero girlfriends, lovers, or wives is not a womanizer. Its hard for a guy with zero girlfriends to think he's the only one when he knows he's not even one, he has zero girlfriends and zero females have him as a boyfriend.

He doesn't think he's the only one of her boyfriends and she doesn't think she's one of his girlfriends, since they're not a couple and he's no womanizer. A womanizer has more than one so a guy with zero has less than one.

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2018